Endgame Jokes - 35 Hilarious Endgame Jokes

The “Avengers: Endgame” trailer had 289 million views in 24 hours.

It would have been 578 million views, but...

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Don't Spoil Endgame

Friend: Now I know how Endgame goes down... some idiot kid loudly spoiled it to everyone today.

Me: So... who died?

Friend: For starters, the kid.

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The news says when it comes to fighting covid, we are in the endgame now, but that is incorrect....

Turns out it's actually an infinity war

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It's with a heavy heart that I give a shout-out to my dad who couldn't be with us to see Endgame tonight. I miss you with all my heart.

Maybe pre-order your tickets on time next time, moron.

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I don’t know why everyone thinks Avengers: Endgame is long...

Isn’t it Marvell Studios’ twenty second movie?

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So I finally watched Avengers Endgame last night...

It's about time

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MAYOR ENDGAME SPOILERS AHEAD!

Ok now that all the nerds are gone, I'm throwing an epic party at my house tomorrow and you're all invited!

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WARNING WILL CONTAIN ENDGAME SPOILERS

If falcon is the new captain america does that mean he is going to be captain falcon

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Avengers Endgame Spoiler [Joke, no real spoilers]

Buddy: Yo so I just watched Avengers Endgame, and you know what happened?

Me: Might as well tell me, so many spoilers on social media anyway

Buddy: Well, I was at the theater, and I saw your girl with another dude...

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Marvel endgame spoiler joke (roses are red)

Roses are red

Thor is fat

The god of thunder ends up playing fortnite and roasting children on voice chat

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[Spoiler Alert] What happens at the end of Endgame

They roll the credits...

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The ending of Avengers endgame:

A bunch of names scrolling across the screen.

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Endgame was just as bad as The Rise of Skywalker

It undid everything from the previous film!

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I keep hearing everyone talk about "Endgame"

When did everyone get so into Samuel Beckett?

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My friend told me that avengers endgame is twenty second film in the series.

It sure felt longer than that.

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I saw avengers endgame today, I want my money back.

The last 20 minutes were blurry as hell.

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I wish I can be Iron Man in Avengers:Endgame

Dead.

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I HAVE FOUND A MASSIVE LOOPHOLE IN AVENGERS: ENDGAME

How are HE and BW able to receive the soulstone when a soul must traded for it?

Since you know.... BW is a ginger and all :)

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[SPOILER] I finally got my fat ass over to watch Endgame.

Apparently, I have the body of a God.

Just saw Endgame and I am furious!

I paid $17.50 for my seat and I only used the edge.

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Bro, I just watched avengers endgame, wanna hear a spoiler?

"Okay, tell me I'm not scared."

"I saw your girlfriend with someone else in the theater."

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You want to know how Endgamers finishes?

The Credits.

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So after what Steve does at the end of Endgame...

Does that officially make Sam "Captain Falcon" now?

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Thor and Thanos actually had many similarities in Endgame.

For one, they were both hammered.

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When YouTube keeps recommending Iron Man videos after you seen Endgame

“Everywhere I go, I see his face”

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Why didn't Black Panther, Spider-man, the GOTG, Falcon, Wasp, and Bucky show up to appear in the Endgame trailer?

They're all flakes

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Man people have really short attention span for Avengers: Endgame

It's a twenty second movie after all.

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I don't understand why people spoil movies...

What's their endgame?

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My girlfriend wishes I had the body of Thor, but I already do...

She just hasn't seen Endgame yet

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My gf always wanted me to have a body like Thor

after seeing Endgame I have finally done it

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What does Thanos and a child with cancer have in common?

All of the avengers show up for their endgame.

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When Thanos snaps...

Avengers: Oh no, he did it he managed to get rid of half the universe we did not stop him there is no hope. We are in Endgame now.

Karen: ThE VaCCinEs TurNEd My KIdS tO DuSt !!!!!

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What do you call a car spoiler that's about to break?

An endgame spoiler

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Avengers cast

Interviewer: are you a human

Avengers endgame cast: I am not sure if I am aloud to tell you that

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The Wasp who Won America's Heart (shaggy dog)

Deep in the wasp swamps of the wasp Florida keys, there lived a young wasp. Just as a proper wasp does, this wasp worked day and night for the hive. He worked and slaved and gave his all - but this wasp was no regular wasp, for within him was the ambition and the wisdom of a great, great wasp. So, w...

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