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Endgame Jokes

The “Avengers: Endgame” trailer had 289 million views in 24 hours.

It would have been 578 million views, but...

Don't Spoil Endgame

Friend: Now I know how Endgame goes down... some idiot kid loudly spoiled it to everyone today.

Me: So... who died?

Friend: For starters, the kid.

The news says when it comes to fighting covid, we are in the endgame now, but that is incorrect....

Turns out it's actually an infinity war

It's with a heavy heart that I give a shout-out to my dad who couldn't be with us to see Endgame tonight. I miss you with all my heart.

Maybe pre-order your tickets on time next time, moron.

I don’t know why everyone thinks Avengers: Endgame is long...

Isn’t it Marvell Studios’ twenty second movie?

So I finally watched Avengers Endgame last night...

It's about time

MAYOR ENDGAME SPOILERS AHEAD!

Ok now that all the nerds are gone, I'm throwing an epic party at my house tomorrow and you're all invited!

WARNING WILL CONTAIN ENDGAME SPOILERS

If falcon is the new captain america does that mean he is going to be captain falcon

Avengers Endgame Spoiler [Joke, no real spoilers]

Buddy: Yo so I just watched Avengers Endgame, and you know what happened?

Me: Might as well tell me, so many spoilers on social media anyway

Buddy: Well, I was at the theater, and I saw your girl with another dude...

Marvel endgame spoiler joke (roses are red)

Roses are red

Thor is fat

The god of thunder ends up playing fortnite and roasting children on voice chat

[Spoiler Alert] What happens at the end of Endgame

They roll the credits...

The ending of Avengers endgame:

A bunch of names scrolling across the screen.

Endgame was just as bad as The Rise of Skywalker

It undid everything from the previous film!

I keep hearing everyone talk about "Endgame"

When did everyone get so into Samuel Beckett?

My friend told me that avengers endgame is twenty second film in the series.

It sure felt longer than that.

I saw avengers endgame today, I want my money back.

The last 20 minutes were blurry as hell.

I wish I can be Iron Man in Avengers:Endgame

Dead.

I HAVE FOUND A MASSIVE LOOPHOLE IN AVENGERS: ENDGAME

How are HE and BW able to receive the soulstone when a soul must traded for it?

Since you know.... BW is a ginger and all :)

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[SPOILER] I finally got my fat ass over to watch Endgame.

Apparently, I have the body of a God.

Just saw Endgame and I am furious!

I paid $17.50 for my seat and I only used the edge.

Bro, I just watched avengers endgame, wanna hear a spoiler?

"Okay, tell me I'm not scared."

"I saw your girlfriend with someone else in the theater."

You want to know how Endgamers finishes?

The Credits.

So after what Steve does at the end of Endgame...

Does that officially make Sam "Captain Falcon" now?

Thor and Thanos actually had many similarities in Endgame.

For one, they were both hammered.

When YouTube keeps recommending Iron Man videos after you seen Endgame

“Everywhere I go, I see his face”

Why didn't Black Panther, Spider-man, the GOTG, Falcon, Wasp, and Bucky show up to appear in the Endgame trailer?

They're all flakes

Man people have really short attention span for Avengers: Endgame

It's a twenty second movie after all.

I don't understand why people spoil movies...

What's their endgame?

My girlfriend wishes I had the body of Thor, but I already do...

She just hasn't seen Endgame yet

My gf always wanted me to have a body like Thor

after seeing Endgame I have finally done it

What does Thanos and a child with cancer have in common?

All of the avengers show up for their endgame.

When Thanos snaps...

Avengers: Oh no, he did it he managed to get rid of half the universe we did not stop him there is no hope. We are in Endgame now.

Karen: ThE VaCCinEs TurNEd My KIdS tO DuSt !!!!!

What do you call a car spoiler that's about to break?

An endgame spoiler

Avengers cast

Interviewer: are you a human

Avengers endgame cast: I am not sure if I am aloud to tell you that

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The Wasp who Won America's Heart (shaggy dog)

Deep in the wasp swamps of the wasp Florida keys, there lived a young wasp. Just as a proper wasp does, this wasp worked day and night for the hive. He worked and slaved and gave his all - but this wasp was no regular wasp, for within him was the ambition and the wisdom of a great, great wasp. So, w...

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