Let's all take a moment to Thank Amber Heard's team of Lawyers for their efforts and hard work
to prove Johnny Depp's innocence.
You know who opposes Matthew Mcconaughey's gun control efforts?
The alt-right, alt-right, alt-right!
Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each...
The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.
The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy at $20. This renewed the efforts of th...
There was an elderly man whose efforts to get his young wife pregnant had failed.
So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done.
The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day.
The elderly man came back the next day with an empty specimen cup.
The doctor asked, "What was the problem?"
The elderly man ...
In my efforts to come up with a unique style of music, I tried to mesh together the elements of Jazz and Funk.
But it just sounded like junk.
Because the government can't seem to get out their own way and are actively hindering relief efforts, evangelicals have a point still going to church
Only God can help them now
I tried to teach a ghost addition. Despite its efforts, in the end, it could only add 1 at a time.
I was disappointed, but I guess it's the spirit that counts.
We should all be thanking Subway for their humanitarian efforts this holiday season...
...as their former spokesperson, Jared, touched many children...
A man buys a paint factory in a small town.
He visits the local volunteer fire department to see for himself if they'd be able to handle a fire at his plant. What he finds convinces him they could not...the whole fire department consists of one old pumper truck and a bunch of volunteers he finds less than reliable. He tells them "Boys, I'm so...
Who is Jack Schitt? (Long)
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!' Well, thanks to genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt was ma...
"The 12 boys stranded in a flooded cave system in Thailand have started diving lessons in the latest step in efforts to bring them out alive."
I think they've hired Neymar.
A man crashes his car next to a monastery...
The monks help him to fix his car but it'll take at least a day, so he's offered to stay for the night in a good warm bed and with good warm food.
During the night, he can hear strange noises coming from the caves, loud enough to wake him up. He asks the nearby monks what those noises are, bu...
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Once a Bright and Intelligent young man went for interview.There he was asked...
Q 1. When did your country got Independence?
He answered - The efforts started long back; but could succeed in 1928.
Q 2. Who were the persons, who played important role in this fight for Independence?
Answer - There are many people, who were involved and contributed in this. If...
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