Brave Knight Edward is going to crusade

He doesn't know if he will ever come back or not. So, he puts on an iron chastity belt on his wife, gives the key to his best friend Micheal and says,

"If I don't come back in 3 years, set her free". Michael agrees and brave Knight Edward sets out on his big black horse. He gallops toward th...

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Off to the Crusades

There was a knight married to a beautiful lady. One day, a crusade is called and the knight is forced to leave his castle and head off to the crusades. Before he goes he arranged for his wife to wear a chastity belt, to ensure that none of his servants try anything with her in his absence. Yet this ...

Where did the Crusaders keep their belongings?

In a Deus Vault.

Leaving for the Crusades...

*Heard this a long time ago. Just found it again...*

All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.

One knight told his best friend, "My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world.
It would be a terrible waste if no man could have her. Therefore, as my ...

A Crusader Walks Into A Bar

The bartender walks up and asks him "What will you take?"

Crusader: "JERUSALEM"

What’s a non-religious crusader called?

A mass murderer you dumb dumb

King Arthur was about to embark on a long crusade.

Before doing so he called to Merlin to devise a cunning chastity belt for Guinevere. The belt contained a miniature guillotine.

Upon his return, he called to his Knights of the Round Table and had them all strip from the waist down.

One by one, he went to each knight and shook his hea...

What's a difference between a crusade and a homicide

In one, you murder for a book and in other you are booked for a murder.

In the Middle East during the Crusades, what was the best way to describe someone?

By taking all of their books, parchment and pencils and burning them in a bonfire

Why do Crusaders need kitchen sinks?

To wash their Saladin.

If King Arthur were to fight in the Crusades, where would he get desert-loving steeds?

At the Camelot!

What do you call a low rank crusader (or European idc)?

A euroPEON



Kill me pls

My son asked me what made the Fourth Crusade different from the first three.

I told him it was a little unorthodox.

What's a crusader's favourite drink?

A Teu-tonic.

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A king goes to war

A king had to go away on the crusades, but his wife was so beautiful that he wasn't sure he could trust his eleven young male servants. So he went to a blacksmith and asked him for the strongest chastity belt in the place. The man brought out a strong belt with a hole in the center. The king was ske...

Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman...

Join the crusades and have been caught in the Bazaars of Constantinople by the Saracen Army. Dodging in between the shops they spy an alleyway and dash down it. Seeing its a dead end they look for a place to hide. They notice three large wicker baskets they all jump in one and with baited breath wai...

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The Silent Knight

So everybody know about King Arthur and the knights of the round table, but not everybody has heard about the Silent Knight of the round table. Here is a tale to tell:

A couple years after the round table was established the King went on another campaign. But there is a problem: he has a be...

A man was walking down the beach when...

A man was walking down the beach when he came across God watching the sunset.

Man: Are you really god?

God: I am.

Man: Do you have a task for me lord?

God: No, I don't do that anymore. I gave a man a task once and he turned it into a crusade and visited suffering on his ...

Chastity belt

During the crusades a knight was about to leave for the holy land , but he was worried about his wife. He wanted to ensure her faithfulness till his return. So he had a chastity belt made and tied it around his wife, as he was about to leave he thought , that what if he loses the key in the confusio...

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