*A joke my son told me* - What do you call it when a cat wins a dog show?
A Cat-Has-Trophey!
Dog Show Hair Remover
A young woman had entered her dog in the dog show in the smooth-haired breed category. To give it an advantage, she went to the pharmacist for some hair remover. The pharmacist gave her the product requested and advised, "Just remember to keep your arms up for at least five minutes." "Errr... it's n...
This Lady had a show dog,
It was a purebred Schnauzer from a champion blood line. All of her time and money went into taking care of this dog. The only problem, she always gets second place. Every dog show, second place. Well, she’s at the Westminster dog show, the biggest in the world and again, she gets second place!...
This weekend I took my girlfriend to a dog show.
She won.
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A mathematician, an architect and a lawyer are at a dog show, arguing over whose dog is the smartest.
So the mathematician throws three dollars on the ground and whistles for his dog. The dog barks 3 times, each time sliding a dollar over with his paw.
The architect whistles his dog over. The dog arranges the dollars in a perfect triangle.
The lawyer whistles his dog over. The dog fu...
Why do scientists love watching dog shows?
They appreciate good lab skills
I watched a dog show today and was not impressed. My Mutt would run circles around these Pure Breds!
And probably get disqualified for doing so.
Just eaten a Yorkie.
That's probably the last time I'll get invited to the dog show.
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