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Dingo Jokes

What do vegetarian dingoes eat

Cabbage patch kids

A teacher asks a student to "name two animals peculiar to Australia"

He responds with "The polar bear and penguin are peculiar to Australia, but the kangaroo and dingo live there."

Dad and Dave were walking in the bush...

Dad and Dave were walking in the bush and they saw a dingo licking his balls. Dave turns and says to Dad, "Gee, I've always wanted to do that"!

Dad looks back with a grunt and says, "well I'd pet him first, he looks pretty vicious".

Why did the wild Australian dog have no answer when he was asked if the party was good?

Because he dingo.

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I just love this Amazon echo's capability

I set it up today and said “Dingo took my baby " and got a list of Meryl Streep movies

Then I said “Hello gorgeous ” and got a list of Barbara Streisand movies

Just then my neighborhood kids were running and screaming outside the house

I muttered “Fucking kids”

And a bunc...

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A man, a pub and a dare

A man goes to a pub for a drink and spies on the counter a glass jar filled with $50 notes.
"bartender, what's this then" the man asks while pointing to his favourite ale on tap.
"oh, that's for the local dare we got set up, put in $50, you do three things and you get the whole jar. First yo...

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