Just a regular day in the Pope's life

This beautiful morning, the Pope woke early, excited for today's ceremony. It was a special day, and the Vatican will probably be even more crowded than usual. Standing there on the balcony and speaking to such a great audience is the purest joy of the Pope, second only to his closeness to God.
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I’ve started using garlic in my magic act. First I start by crushing it, adding basil and some pine nuts and then I blend them altogether with some Parmesan and olive oil...

Then…hey…pesto!

Basil works so well in soup!

It's sup'erb

A guy walks into his friends room and tells him he finally finished his book about basil...

Friend: "Well it's about time!"
Guy: "No, it's about basil!"

What do you call Basil, Pine Nuts, and Olive Oil with a bad attitude?

Pestomistic

I put a lot of basil, parsley, rosemary and thyme in my old Volkswagen Beetle...

..it became herby.

A gentleman walks into a very busy Italian Restaurant

The host explains that they are very busy and he will have no choice of seating. The gentleman agrees and is seated at the only remaining table. He views the menu and orders a plate of the city's best spaghetti. The waiter comes to the table and sets the meal before him.

The gentleman puts th...

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A young man is in need of a job,

And he looks through the classifieds to see what's available. He finds an ad from a farmer in need of some extra hands, so the man calls up the farmer and agrees to meet the next day to see what work he'd be doing.

The farmer greets him at the gate and begins to show the young man around. Fir...

Herb was diagnosed with cancer.

It was a basil-cell carcinoma.

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