Somebody was trying to argue with me that sourdough was better than ciabatta...
I can't believe baguettry exists in today's times.
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Sourdough
Sourdough is like regular dough except it holds grudges and hates seeing other doughs become successful.
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I'm the laziest baker ever, so I was actually happy when someone stole my sourdough.
Whoever it was, I'm sure they knead it more than I did.
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I tried to make Indian sourdough
But that was a naan starter
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One thing that bothers me about sourdough is the same yeast cultures get used over and over
Until eventually they all wind up in bred
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Why did the Sourdough Man break up with the Baker?
He didn't feel kneaded anymore.
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A thief was recently arrested for stealing loaves of sourdough...
He was caught bread-handed
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Sourdough
My wife is making her infamous pickled bread this Thanksgiving. She uses that dill dough....
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I came up with a get rich quick scheme to sell Indian sourdough bread you bake at home
...but it turned out that plan was a Naan starter.
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If I can't resist eating sourdough bread, but it gives me incredible indigestion....
Does that make me a sourdough-masochist?
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What do you call a loaf of grumpy bread?
Sourdough!
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A man rents a room, and pays extra on the condition the landlady prepare his work lunch every day...
So on the first day, she packs him a sandwich on normal sandwich bread, using the last night's leftovers of meatloaf, adding in some fruit and a bottle of soda.
When he comes home, he politely tells her that it wasn't quite enough food for him.
The next day, she makes two sandwiches (...
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Motel Coronavirus
Motel Coronavirus
On a dim dreary morning
Ceiling fan stirs the air
Stale beer and Doritos
Littered next to my chair
Just outside of my window
Saw a glimmer of light
My eyes were bloodshot and my head pounding
I hadn't slept all last ni...
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