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I'm the laziest baker ever, so I was actually happy when someone stole my sourdough.

Whoever it was, I'm sure they knead it more than I did.

I tried to make Indian sourdough

But that was a naan starter

Why did the Sourdough Man break up with the Baker?

He didn't feel kneaded anymore.

If I can't resist eating sourdough bread, but it gives me incredible indigestion....

Does that make me a sourdough-masochist?

A thief was recently arrested for stealing loaves of sourdough...

He was caught bread-handed

I came up with a get rich quick scheme to sell Indian sourdough bread you bake at home

...but it turned out that plan was a Naan starter.

Sourdough

My wife is making her infamous pickled bread this Thanksgiving. She uses that dill dough....

Somebody was trying to argue with me that sourdough was better than ciabatta...

I can't believe baguettry exists in today's times.

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On a dim dreary morning

Ceiling fan stirs the air

Stale beer and Doritos

Littered next to my chair

Just outside of my window

Saw a glimmer of light

My eyes were bloodshot and my head pounding

I hadn't slept all last ni...

What do you call a loaf of grumpy bread?

Sourdough!

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