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Sourdough Jokes

Somebody was trying to argue with me that sourdough was better than ciabatta...

I can't believe baguettry exists in today's times.

Sourdough

Sourdough is like regular dough except it holds grudges and hates seeing other doughs become successful.

I'm the laziest baker ever, so I was actually happy when someone stole my sourdough.

Whoever it was, I'm sure they knead it more than I did.

I tried to make Indian sourdough

But that was a naan starter

One thing that bothers me about sourdough is the same yeast cultures get used over and over

Until eventually they all wind up in bred

Why did the Sourdough Man break up with the Baker?

He didn't feel kneaded anymore.

A thief was recently arrested for stealing loaves of sourdough...

He was caught bread-handed

Sourdough

My wife is making her infamous pickled bread this Thanksgiving. She uses that dill dough....

I came up with a get rich quick scheme to sell Indian sourdough bread you bake at home

...but it turned out that plan was a Naan starter.

If I can't resist eating sourdough bread, but it gives me incredible indigestion....

Does that make me a sourdough-masochist?

What do you call a loaf of grumpy bread?

Sourdough!

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A man rents a room, and pays extra on the condition the landlady prepare his work lunch every day...

So on the first day, she packs him a sandwich on normal sandwich bread, using the last night's leftovers of meatloaf, adding in some fruit and a bottle of soda.

When he comes home, he politely tells her that it wasn't quite enough food for him.

The next day, she makes two sandwiches (...

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On a dim dreary morning

Ceiling fan stirs the air

Stale beer and Doritos

Littered next to my chair

Just outside of my window

Saw a glimmer of light

My eyes were bloodshot and my head pounding

I hadn't slept all last ni...

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