Salt: So nice to see you. Paprika: How do you do?

Nutmeg: 'Sup.

Garlic: Yo!

Pepper: HI!

Oregano: Hola.

Seasons' Greetings everyone

What's a Squirrels favorite seasoning?

Nutmeg.

My wife just asked me.

Wife: What do you prefer more, Me or football.?

Me: Darling open your legs and I will show you.

Then I nutmegged her.

Bob was blind.

His friends bought him a silver-coated nutmeg grater for his birthday.

When they asked how he liked it, he said it was the most violent story he'd ever read.

What's Peter Griffin's favorite spice?

It's clearly Nutmeg, that's for sure.

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The Hypnotist. (NSFW)

A hypnotist decides to try out his magic on his girlfriend, Meg, one evening. After a romantic dinner he rakes out his pocket watch and slowly starts swinging it from side to side. Transfixed she stares at it.
He says "When I say head, Meg, you will suck my dick, and when I say right nut, Meg, s...

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