His friends bought him a silver-coated nutmeg grater for his birthday.
When they asked how he liked it, he said it was the most violent story he'd ever read.
What's Peter Griffin's favorite spice?
It's clearly Nutmeg, that's for sure.
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The Hypnotist. (NSFW)
A hypnotist decides to try out his magic on his girlfriend, Meg, one evening. After a romantic dinner he rakes out his pocket watch and slowly starts swinging it from side to side. Transfixed she stares at it. He says "When I say head, Meg, you will suck my dick, and when I say right nut, Meg, s...