What's Peter Griffin's favorite spice?

It's clearly Nutmeg, that's for sure.

Wife: Do you love football more than me?

Husband: Open your legs and I'll show you...

Wife: [ Gets nutmegged!!! ]

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The Hypnotist. (NSFW)

A hypnotist decides to try out his magic on his girlfriend, Meg, one evening. After a romantic dinner he rakes out his pocket watch and slowly starts swinging it from side to side. Transfixed she stares at it.
He says "When I say head, Meg, you will suck my dick, and when I say right nut, Meg, s...

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