A master chef brags to another man that he has at long last created the perfect dish. A dish so delicious that no man alive could resist it culinary divinity.
The man asks how such a dish is possible.
The chef responds that the secret is his artfully crafted blend of herbs and spices t...
My wife just asked me.
Wife: What do you prefer more, Me or football.?
Me: Darling open your legs and I will show you.
Then I nutmegged her.
What's a Squirrels favorite seasoning?
What's Peter Griffin's favorite spice?
It's clearly Nutmeg, that's for sure.
Bob was blind.
His friends bought him a silver-coated nutmeg grater for his birthday.
When they asked how he liked it, he said it was the most violent story he'd ever read.
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The Hypnotist. (NSFW)
A hypnotist decides to try out his magic on his girlfriend, Meg, one evening. After a romantic dinner he rakes out his pocket watch and slowly starts swinging it from side to side. Transfixed she stares at it. He says "When I say head, Meg, you will suck my dick, and when I say right nut, Meg, s...