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My wife just asked me.

Wife: What do you prefer more, Me or football.?

Me: Darling open your legs and I will show you.

Then I nutmegged her.

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The Hypnotist. (NSFW)

A hypnotist decides to try out his magic on his girlfriend, Meg, one evening. After a romantic dinner he rakes out his pocket watch and slowly starts swinging it from side to side. Transfixed she stares at it.
He says "When I say head, Meg, you will suck my dick, and when I say right nut, Meg, s...

Salt: So nice to see you. Paprika: How do you do?

Nutmeg: 'Sup.

Garlic: Yo!

Pepper: HI!

Oregano: Hola.

Seasons' Greetings everyone
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What's a Squirrels favorite seasoning?

Nutmeg.

What's Peter Griffin's favorite spice?

It's clearly Nutmeg, that's for sure.

Bob was blind.

His friends bought him a silver-coated nutmeg grater for his birthday.

When they asked how he liked it, he said it was the most violent story he'd ever read.

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