A hypnotist decides to try out his magic on his girlfriend, Meg, one evening. After a romantic dinner he rakes out his pocket watch and slowly starts swinging it from side to side. Transfixed she stares at it. He says "When I say head, Meg, you will suck my dick, and when I say right nut, Meg, s...
Salt: So nice to see you. Paprika: How do you do?
Seasons' Greetings everyone
What's a Squirrels favorite seasoning?
What's Peter Griffin's favorite spice?
It's clearly Nutmeg, that's for sure.
Bob was blind.
His friends bought him a silver-coated nutmeg grater for his birthday.
When they asked how he liked it, he said it was the most violent story he'd ever read.