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Nutmeg Jokes

My wife just asked me.

Wife: What do you prefer more, Me or football.?

Me: Darling open your legs and I will show you.

Then I nutmegged her.

What's a Squirrels favorite seasoning?

Nutmeg.

Salt: So nice to see you. Paprika: How do you do?

Nutmeg: 'Sup.

Garlic: Yo!

Pepper: HI!

Oregano: Hola.

Seasons' Greetings everyone

Bob was blind.

His friends bought him a silver-coated nutmeg grater for his birthday.

When they asked how he liked it, he said it was the most violent story he'd ever read.

What's Peter Griffin's favorite spice?

It's clearly Nutmeg, that's for sure.

The Master Chef

A master chef brags to another man that he has at long last created the perfect dish. A dish so delicious that no man alive could resist it culinary divinity.

The man asks how such a dish is possible.

The chef responds that the secret is his artfully crafted blend of herbs and spices t...
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