The wife just asked me whether I love football or her the most?
I said ''open your legs and I will show you'' Then I nutmegged her.
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The Hypnotist. (NSFW)
A hypnotist decides to try out his magic on his girlfriend, Meg, one evening. After a romantic dinner he rakes out his pocket watch and slowly starts swinging it from side to side. Transfixed she stares at it. He says "When I say head, Meg, you will suck my dick, and when I say right nut, Meg, s...