A Joke my Dad told that Im pretty sure I heard a comedian do once
So theres these three guys on a construction crew. Every day at lunch they compare what they get. Everday the italian guy gets pizza and he says " if I get this one more timea Ima jumpa offada buildinga!!!"
The irish guy pops open his metal box, lo and behold hes got mashed potatoes loaded wi...
My waiter asked, "would you like sour cream, bacon and chives on your potato?"
"That's a loaded question."
I was walking past my fridge last night when I thought I heard two onions singing a BeeGees song.
But when I opened the door it was just the chives talking.
Son walks into the living room and says to his Dad
"Dad I think im going crazy, every time I walk past the fridge I can hear the Bee Gees"... "Oh thats nothing" replies the Dad, "its just the chives talking".
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Family First (original joke)
Mr. Scott Lood was a poor little farmer from Illinois who paid the bills by churning butter all day and all night. He came from a family of dairy farmers: his father was a cream maker, and his father before him a cheese maker. There was little money to be made in this line of work- so little in fact...