My waiter asked, "would you like sour cream, bacon and chives on your potato?"
"That's a loaded question."
I was walking by the fridge last night and I thought I could hear the spring onions singing a BeeGees song.
Turns out it was just the chives talking.
A man opened his fridge and swore he heard two onions singing a Bee Gees song.
After closer inspection, he realized it was just chives talking.
If a vegan accidentally eats meat...
Do they break out in chives?
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Family First (original joke)
Mr. Scott Lood was a poor little farmer from Illinois who paid the bills by churning butter all day and all night. He came from a family of dairy farmers: his father was a cream maker, and his father before him a cheese maker. There was little money to be made in this line of work- so little in fact...
Son walks into the living room and says to his Dad
"Dad I think im going crazy, every time I walk past the fridge I can hear the Bee Gees"... "Oh thats nothing" replies the Dad, "its just the chives talking".