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Did you hear about the parsley farmer that got behind on his bills?

They ended up having to garnish his salary.

Blind guy walks into a restaurant.

Restaurant waiter and owner ,Paul goes to him politely and asks him what he'd like to eat. The blind guy tells Paul to give him a plate of the previous person that ate there , he'll smell the plate and tell Paul if he wants the meal. So Paul goes into the kitchen and asks his wife Mary (who happens ...

In continuing attempts to reduce the worlds CO2 emissions, top scientists have found a way to make cars run on Parsley...

A spokesperson for the group has stated that they are now doubling their efforts to make trains run on Thyme.

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What's the difference between pussy and parsley?

No one eats parsley.

Told my Grandpa’s favorite joke at his funeral and it helped cheer some sad eyes..... What happened when the parsley workers went on strike?

Their wages were garnished.

What’s the difference between parsley and pubic hair?

Nothing...

When encountered simply move aside and carry on eating

Some people dislike parsley in their liquid dishes

but I think it's soup herb.

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What’s the difference between parsley and pussy?

People don’t eat parsley.

A guy I work with was fired for stealing parsley..

They didn't fire him exactly, but they did garnish his wages.

Why did the man quit his job at the organic parsley farm?

They kept garnishing his paycheck.

What gets all shook up and comes on your salad?

Elvis Parsley.

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A homeless man walks into a restaurant...

He sits down at a table and asks to speak to the manager. The manager walks over to the man and says

"Can I help you?"

"I'm going to be honest with you. I have no money to pay for a meal. But I want to make a little wager with you. I want you to take any spoon that you want and then I ...

Did you hear about the cook who stole parsley from his restaurant?

They had to [garnish](http://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/garnish) his wages.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a Manhattan.

The drink comes and he sees a piece of parsley floating in the glass.

"What in the world is this?"

The bartender says, "Central Park."

I’ve got too much thyme on my hands

My hours are only parsley filled. I have anise and a nephew that I babysit, they are gingers, while my hair is salt and pepper. I guess these puns are kinda vanilla, but they’re just going to keep cumin. What’s a superheroes favorite garnish? Capers! If I keep it up you might spray me with mace. A g...

My friend told me that my herb garden looks like a mullet.

I keep the basil in the front and the parsley in the back.

It's mayhem in the kitchen, and two chefs are at each other's throats over a botched order....

"I told you the manager wanted cod seasoned with parsley!" yelled the first chef, brandisihing a butcher's knife.

"Well I told you that he wanted mackerel seasoned with paprika!" yelled the other, grabbing a pan of hot oil.

At that point the manager walked in holding a plate, just as b...

The IRS is going to start garnishing my wages.

I think I'll enjoy getting a sprig of parsley in my paycheck.

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