The meaning of the word “oops” is actually highly dependent on context
I learned that when I heard my barber say it and then my brain surgeon later that day
What do libertarians and house cats have in common?
They both act like they are independent and self sufficient but in reality are utterly dependent on a system they can neither appreciate nor understand.
The growth of coronavirus in a given area is dependent on 2 primary factors:
1. How dense the population is
2. How dense the population is
My grandpa told me, "You millennials are too dependent on technology...
.. so I plugged out his life support
Bakeries are very dependent on money
They knead the dough.
I have convinced my grandma that the baby boomers are as dependent on technology as us.
When she said " you millenials are so addicted to technology" I quickly glanced at her life support. That was the last time she said it.
I told my grand kids that I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle...
So they unplugged my computer and threw out my bourbon..
Just wrote this one about my esteemed profession. How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Such number as may be deemed necessary to perform the aforementioned task in a timely and efficient manner within the structure in which said bulb is housed and being dependent on the following variables:
Whereas it should be taken in to account that ceiling heights may differ significantly f...
3 Men die and go to heaven...
3 men die and go to heaven and when they arrive at the gates St. Peter says to them, "Welcome to the road to heaven. You must travel down this road behind me to reach Heaven, however, the medium of transportation is dependent on how faithful you were to your spouse during your lifetime." First ma...
A man and his wife was sitting in the living room
Husband:Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.
His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.
Very dark humor(Long joke)
A grandfather and a grandson are sitting next to each other. The grandson in on his phone while the grandfather is trying to talk to him. The grandfather says to himself, “Urgh, how you children are dependent on technology.” The grandson hears what the grandfather said and replied with, “No, your ge...
"IRONY"...
"IRONY"...
This is short and to the point: The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing this year the greatest amount of free Meals and Food Stamps ever, to 46 million people. Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered b...
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