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Contingent morality

What do you call a contingent moral? A vice principal.

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RE-RE-RE-REMIX - So there was this professional assassin that charged $10,000 per bullet...

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So there was this professional assassin that charged $10,000 per bullet

A guy comes up to him in the bar one day and says, “Are you the guy who charges $10,000 a bullet?”

“Yup”

“What if you miss?”

He lo...

There was a water shortage in town and and an order came down from the commanding general,

“No liberty until the water situation improves.” All of the units on the base complied except a small contingent of navy Seabees led by a crusty old warrant officer. Come Friday night all of the troops on base were confined to base except the Seabees. They were turned loose in the town and proceede...

The Bacon Tree

As a contingent of colonial French and English soldiers ventured through a dense jungle, the English general got uneasy and sent forth a french scout.
Hours later, the french scout returns to camp, bloodied and bruised. The general knelt over the scout's tattered body, to hear his dying words: <...

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