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I'm at a fancy party...

When one of the guests spills club soda on his collared white shirt.

Always wanting to be helpful I suggest, "a little red wine will get that right out."

What is a seal's favorite drink?

Club soda

Having a Party?

My wife came in from shopping with two 18-pack cases of lager, a case of bitters, six bottles of wine, four handles of Vodka, two bottles of Bourbon, a case of club soda, ice and two loaves of bread. …

I said, “Are we having a party?” …

She said, “No.”

I said, “Why did you buy t...

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