Want to know how Bud Light Seltzer was invented?

They added the word “Seltzer”

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I finally talked to my therapist about my 5 bottle a day seltzer habit.

She diagnosed me with Buy Polar Disorder.

What do alka seltzer and formic acid have in common?

They are both ant acids.

What do you call a beer run but for when it’s White Claw?

A seltzer sprint.

Satan Visits Three Men on a Boat

Note: This works with any race or ethnic background, but I will tell it as I first heard it.



There are three men on a boat. A Macedonian, a Bulgarian, and an Albanian. Mr. Satan shows up and tells them that he will kill them if they can't throw something he can't find into the ocean....

TIL Betsy Devos's favorite beverage

Pierrer and seltzer water.

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