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Seltzer Jokes

Want to know how Bud Light Seltzer was invented?

They added the word “Seltzer”

What do alka seltzer and formic acid have in common?

They are both ant acids.

I tell ya, my wife is a lousy cook.

We have the only dog in the world that begs for Alka-seltzer!

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I finally talked to my therapist about my 5 bottle a day seltzer habit.

She diagnosed me with Buy Polar Disorder.

What do you call a beer run but for when it’s White Claw?

A seltzer sprint.

TIL Betsy Devos's favorite beverage

Pierrer and seltzer water.

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