What did the food critic say after tasting the Body of Christ?
Very savioury.
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I went wine tasting, they brought out a vintage that was made from old car tires.
That was a very goodyear.
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A dyslexic wine connoisseur went to a wine tasting event...
...one wine he tasted was only half decent at best.
When asked to write a short review he wrote: "It's oaky, but not nearly okay enough."
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It's exhausting going down on waitresses...
I'm really tired of them asking "How's everything tasting?" 5 seconds in.
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I wouldn't say wine tasting is a hobby of mine.
It's a lifestyle.
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My girlfriend wanted me to expand my horizons by tasting weird looking vegetables
I said OK, but I draw the line at Stephen Hawking
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Farmers these days need to feed their cows marijuana to create a better tasting steak than their competitors
It seems these days the steaks could never be higher.
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Secret to wine tasting is to open the bottle and allowing it to breathe
If it doesn't look like it is breathing, then give it a mouth-to-mouth
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