What did the food critic say after tasting the Body of Christ?
Very savioury.
I went wine tasting, they brought out a vintage that was made from old car tires.
That was a very goodyear.
A dyslexic wine connoisseur went to a wine tasting event...
...one wine he tasted was only half decent at best.
When asked to write a short review he wrote: "It's oaky, but not nearly okay enough."
It's exhausting going down on waitresses...
I'm really tired of them asking "How's everything tasting?" 5 seconds in.
I wouldn't say wine tasting is a hobby of mine.
It's a lifestyle.
My girlfriend wanted me to expand my horizons by tasting weird looking vegetables
I said OK, but I draw the line at Stephen Hawking
Farmers these days need to feed their cows marijuana to create a better tasting steak than their competitors
It seems these days the steaks could never be higher.
Secret to wine tasting is to open the bottle and allowing it to breathe
If it doesn't look like it is breathing, then give it a mouth-to-mouth
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