Car Insurance Jokes - 20 Hilarious Car Insurance Jokes

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I like my sex the way I like my car insurance

Paid for by my parents

Car insurance renewal

I renewed my car insurance on the phone yesterday.

I was just about to hang up when the lady on the phone asked- "Do you have any pets?"

I replied " Yes I have a dog"

She said "Would you like to insure him to?"

I replied "Not really, he cant drive "

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I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching

To reverse and leaving the scene

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Why don't women in Arabic countries need car insurance

because they are already covered

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Elon Musk's Car Insurance

must have skyrocketed today

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Do Transformers get car insurance or health insurance?

Nether. They’re immigrants in America.

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Why did Elon Musk go broke?

Because his car insurance rates were astronomical.

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Why is Trump's car insurance so cheap?

NO COLLISION.

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Why is car insurance higher for lap dancers?

They run a higher risk of being rear-ended.

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What car insurance do Canadians have?

Triple 'eh'

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Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

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Why do men pay more than women for car insurance?

Because women don't get blow jobs while they are
driving.

Couldn't fall asleep so I started counting sheep ...

Couldn't fall asleep, so I started counting sheep and everything was great as I was drifting off to dreamland THEN one of the sheep said "Hey pal - I think you forgot to make your car insurance payment 7 days ago!" - and I sat up ... wide awake and said "Ewe have got to be kidding me!"

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My friend has mexican car insurance.

It's called get out and run.

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Guy is stopped by the policeman

"Sir, you were speeding I will need to give you a ticket. Do you have an ID, driving license and car insurance?"

"This isn't my car. But I think I saw insurance card in the glove box when I put there my gun. I can check."

"Sir are you armed?"

"Yes, as I told you, my gun is in th...

So, my mom and dad cheated on each other with their respective brother and sisters-in-law.......

Now, that I have your attention, I would like to reach you about your pending car insurance loan........

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The CEO at Euro A Bank Ltd got economists thinking when he said:

"A cyclist is a disaster for a country's economy. He does not buy a car and does not take out a car loan. Does not buy car insurance. Does not buy fuel. Does not send his car for servicing and repairs. Does not use paid parking. Does not become obese.
Yes - and he stays well, damn it !! Healthy p...

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I hit the gym today...

But I drove away because I don't have car insurance.

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Ruff Policy

My dog, Case, swallowed my proof of car insurance. It's really no big deal though. My insurance is just in Case.

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How do you become rich in Asian countries?

Open a car insurance company

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