Why do vampires never create new businesses?

They're afraid of the stakeholders

(A joke I just made up)

The only thing Trump has bankrupted more than his businesses is

Half the the country's morals.

Businesses are starting to open up. In fact, the LEGO store is open now, but I recommend staying away for a while.

People will be lined up for blocks.

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