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Businesses Jokes

Why do vampires never create new businesses?

They're afraid of the stakeholders

(A joke I just made up)

Out of all businesses, I think the condom business is the least successful

They are killing their future customers

I remember meeting a guy, before the days of the Internet, who wanted to try and start a new 'Joke Format' and I'm interested to see if it catches on.

It's like a 'knock knock' Joke in that you have a set-up line response sort of thing like this:

1. 'I started a new business'
2. 'Oh yeah? What business are you in'
1. 'The Rollercoaster business'
2. 'And how's business?'
1. 'it has its ups and downs'

Or

1. 'I s...

The only thing Trump has bankrupted more than his businesses is

Half the the country's morals.

Invest on perfume businesses

It just makes scents

Did you hear that none of the destroyed businesses in Man of Steel were paid out by insurance?

Turns out their policies didn't cover an "act of Zod"

Why shouldn't you invest in muslim-owned businesses?

They never show a prophet.

It is really sad what is happening to the local businesses around our town.

The bra manufacturer has gone bust;
the specialist in submersibles has gone under;
the manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation;
a dog kennel has had to call in the retrievers;
the suppliers of paper for origami enthusiasts has folded;
the Heinz factory has be...

My friend recently advised me to invest in marijuana businesses...

Apparently it's a growing industry.

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