Can Of Worms Jokes - 4 Hilarious Can Of Worms Jokes

How do you open a can of worms?

I dunno, maybe ask the elephant in the room?

I totally just opened up a can of worms

So far they are just sitting there. Hardly the chaos that's been advertised.

Little Timmy wants to take the dog for a walk and ask his mom if he can take her around the block.

The mom knows the dog is in heat but doesn't want to tell Timmy he can't take the dog for a walk and open that can of worms with little Timmy on what it means and tread down the 'birds and the bees', so instead she tells little Timmy to go ask his dad instead.

So little Timmy goes out to the...

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