A dying husband in a hospital bed asks his wife, "Our seventh child always looked different from the other six. Did he have a different father?"

His wife, crying uncontrollably answers, "Yes."

He asks, "Whose is it?"

His wife replies, "Yours!"

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Once upon a time, there was a little sparrow who decided to be different from all the other birds by not flying south for the winter.

Needless to say, it soon got so cold that the little bird reluctantly started south anyway. A storm blew in, the little bird grew cold, and ice formed on his wings which caused him to fall to the ground in a barnyard. A cow wandered by and shit on him. This may seem terrible, but it warmed the po...

Man 1: I have a half sister. Man 2: Different father?

Man 1: No, shark attack.

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Every night I have a different cat cuddle up in bed with me right on my crotch.

That genies an asshole.

Cats can learn up to 50 different words and commands

They just don't want to

Why are Knights always different colors?

Because they’re always annealing.

What’s the different between Bitcoin and my wife?

My wife doesn’t go down on me

Doing the same thing over and over again trying to get a different result?

Yeah, that's the definition of peer reviewed science.

What's the difference between a hacksaw and a blender?

Are you kidding? You should be able to tell them apart, they're two completely different tools.

>!Anyway, you can't just put the entire baby into the blender, it doesn't fit. That's what the hacksaw is for.!<

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Three navy leaders from three different countries are arguing about who has the bravest soliders.

Three navy leaders from three different countries are arguing about who has the bravest soliders.

The American navy leader says "I'll show how brave my soldiers are! John! Climb to the top of the mast of this ship and dive head first into the water!"

"On it, sir!" John replies.

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Did you know there are many different words for lungs?

I just can't remember them because I have bad lung term memory

A man suddenly appeared at the gates of Hell… (Story Joke)

He looked up to see the Devil sitting at a chair.

“Hello my friend,” The Devil said kindly, “How are you this fine eternity?”

“A bit confused,” the man replied, “I didn’t realise that I was dead.”

“I understand,” the Devil said sympathetically, “Why don’t you tell me how you go...

Using Left hand instead gave me a completely different feeling...

..was able to finish my work faster. Try changing the settings of the mouse.

Different approach

If, instead of Covid, there was a virus that caused impotency, I wonder how long would it take until the anti-vaxxers would soften.

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