A Texan Visits Israel

A Texan visits Israel for vacation and spends several weeks travelling around to see the different sites. One day, while making his way through the countryside to a destination, he realizes he is quite thirsty and stops at a small farm to request a drink. The owner of the farm is quite friendly and ...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Possible NSFW joke. It's probably fine though.

3 teenage boys share a tent as they camp out.
In the morning the boys are waking up, the first boy says "I had the best dream! I was being jerked off!" One of the other boys says "no way! Me too!" The last boy says "You won't believe it, I was down hill skiing!"

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Three men run into a yeti...

Three men get stranded in Antarctica. While searching for a place to camp out, they run into a yeti. The yeti says "Each of you bring me a fruit or I'll kill you."

The first man comes back with strawberries and the yeti says "Shove them up your ass." He does so and begins crying.

The s...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.