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Bounty Hunter Jokes

A bounty hunter rides into town with a completely sealed box.

He goes up the the mayor, holds up the bounty, and says, “I’ve got your bandit just as you requested ‘dead and alive’.”

The mayor says, “not ‘dead AND alive’, ‘dead OR alive’. ”

The bounty hunter looks at the bounty and then at the box and then at the mayor, and says, “I guess we shoul...

My cousin just started a new career as a bounty hunter…

…Apparently, she makes a killing.

What do you call a fruity bounty hunter?

A mangolorian

Erwin the Bounty Hunter

Erwin the bounty hunter rides into town with a box strapped to his horse behind him. He rides up to the mayor, holds up the "Wanted" poster, and says, "I've got Bart the Bandit here just as you requested: 'Dead and alive'."

The mayor replies, "The poster says 'Dead OR alive', not 'Dead AND al...

Although its great for getting out of trouble with bounty hunters

Han's tendency to shoot first did not make Leia very happy.

RE-PHRASE: People on Twitter claimed that if Dog the Bounty Hunter found Brian Laundrie before the government did, they would never pay taxes again

Well that certainly motivated the FBI

I asked my wife to dress up as a bounty hunter from Star Wars

I have a Boba fettish

A bounty hunter walks . . .

. . into the Sheriffs office and asks if he has any wanted posters.

" I just got the one today" He replies, "The Brown Paper Kid"

The bounty hunter asks "Why do they call him the Brown Paper Kid"

"Well he's got a brown paper hat, brown paper shirt, brown paper shoes and brown pa...

What do you call it when a person has a weird attraction to the best bounty hunter in the galaxy?

A Fett-ish.

I am wanted by a lot of girls...

They may or may not be bounty hunters.

With all the missing paper towels and napkins everywhere...

You could say that right now, I'm a Bounty hunter

If anyone is still having trouble finding toilet paper or paper towels, I know a guy you can call...

Dog the Bounty Hunter. He's brawny and some people find him strangely charmin'.

Today, a guy put a gun to my head and demanded a coconut-filled chocolate bar.

I hate Bounty Hunters.

Think of all the new jobs Trump will bring to America:

Wall builders, death squad patrollers, bounty hunters and immigrant poachers.

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