Hunts Jokes - 8 Hilarious Hunts Jokes

What do you call a great dane who hunts ghosts underwater?

Scuba Doo

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What do you call a person that constantly hunts for karma?

A predditor.

What kind of shark only hunts people?

A loan shark!!

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A hunter was asked what he did for a living, and he responds that he "hunts tigers in Africa."

When it's pointed out that there are no tigers in Africa, he replies "that's because I do my job".

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Have you heard about the movie where an illegal immigrant hunts down a priest to get vengence?

It's called Alien vs. Predator

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A man moves to town and hunts around for an apartment to rent

A man moves to town and hunts around for an apartment to rent, but he’s turned down by most landlords because of his large dog (mastiff, doberman, etc.). He finally secures a carriage house that’s in the backyard of a house owned by two old women by assuring the ladies that the dog is perfectly frie...

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What do you call a sledgehammer on wheels that hunts impatient people?

A train.

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Did you know Sean Connery used to save the egg shells from pancake day and paint them to use for egg hunts at Easter?

It was an egg shell lent idea

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