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Banana Skin Jokes

I just slipped on a banana skin.

I look ridiculous in it.

What shoes do they make out of banana skins?

Slippers.

I had an idea for a suit made entirely of banana skins...

but no one seemed to find it very appealing.

A new study has shown banana skins contain traces of LSD...

I guess that explains why people are always tripping on them

some knock knock jokes my daughter told me on the way home from school

"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Banana skin."
"Banana skin, who?"
"Yay! Someone slipped on me! You know, *because people slip on banana skins*."

"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Toilet paper."
"Toilet paper, who?"
"Noooo! Don't wipe me on your d...

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My date arrived at the table.

She looked down and said, "Why the fuck is there a banana skin with Brad Pitt's face on?"

I said, "I thought women liked sexy peel."

Raymond starts work at a zoo.

His first job is to clean out a tank of rare fish. However Raymond slips on a wet patch, smashes the fish tank and watches in horror as the fish flip-flop around on the floor. There are no other tanks nearby, so Raymond flings the dying fish into the lion enclosure, where a hungry lion soon snaps th...

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