Well, it finally happened today, I knew it would eventually so I was ready.
I came out of Walmart with my mask on and keeping six feet away from everyone, I pushed my cart to my car, all the while wearing my face mask. A woman was getting out of her car next to me with no mask. As I'm putting groceries into my car she says, "Let me guess - you're a liberal - ‘cause that ma...
Vaginas are like sandwiches.
If I see pieces of cucumber inside one, I immediately back away.
This joke may contain profanity. 🤔
3 Criminals are talking about which one was the craziest.
The first guy talks about how he killed his wife then decapitated her and had sex with her corpse.
The second guy says that that's bad but nothing compared to how crazy he is.
He says he was a mafia boss and killed hundreds of men and stole millions from legitamate people.