A murderer and a domestic abuser walks into a bar, the bartender then says

"What'll it be officer"

A fifteen-year-old came home with a Porsche, and his parents began to yell and scream

"Where did you get that car?"He calmly told them, "I bought it today."


"With what money!?" demanded his parents. "We know what a Porsche costs."


"Well," said the boy, "this one cost me fifteen dollars."


The parents began to yell even louder. "Who would sell a ...

What do you call an opioid abuser?

An oxymoron

Police said they were looking for a racist abuser.

I immediately called the hotline but they told me it wasn't a job advert.

You are invited to our next AA (Acronym Abusers) meeting!

Please RSVP by the ATM machine with your PIN number!

A woman is asked if her husband is an abuser

“Beats me,” she replied

Rio is full of liars, cheaters, thieves, and drug abusers.

And that's just the athletes.

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