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Abuser Jokes

A domestic abuser, a klansmen, and a murderer walk into a bar.

Bartender: what will it be, officer?

A 15 year old boy comes home with a Porsche

His parents began to yell and scream. “Where did you get that car?”

He calmly told them, “I bought it today.”

“With what money?” Demanded his parents. “We know how much a Porsche costs!”

“Well,” said the boy, “this one cost me fifteen dollars.”

The parents began to yell e...

What do you call a group of domestic abusers?

A Heard.

A woman is asked if her husband is an abuser

“Beats me,” she replied

Police said they were looking for a racist abuser.

I immediately called the hotline but they told me it wasn't a job advert.

What do you call a prescription opioid abuser who realise their stupidity but won't stop anyway?

an oxymoron

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It’s extra important sexual abusers get fired quickly from the work place.

Otherwise, they start rubbing off on people.

Why should we be lenient on drug abusers with lisps?

All they did was meth up.

You are invited to our next AA (Acronym Abusers) meeting!

Please RSVP by the ATM machine with your PIN number!

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