Why should we be lenient on drug abusers with lisps?

All they did was meth up.

What do you call a prescription opioid abuser who realise their stupidity but won't stop anyway?

an oxymoron

A klansmen, a domestic abuser and a murderer walk into a bar...

The bartender asks “what’ll it be officer?”

You are invited to our next AA (Acronym Abusers) meeting!

Please RSVP by the ATM machine with your PIN number!

What do you call an opioid abuser?

An oxymoron

A woman is asked if her husband is an abuser

“Beats me,” she replied

Police said they were looking for a racist abuser.

I immediately called the hotline but they told me it wasn't a job advert.

A fifteen-year-old came home with a Porsche, and his parents began to yell and scream

"Where did you get that car?"He calmly told them, "I bought it today."


"With what money!?" demanded his parents. "We know what a Porsche costs."


"Well," said the boy, "this one cost me fifteen dollars."


The parents began to yell even louder. "Who would sell a ...

Rio is full of liars, cheaters, thieves, and drug abusers.

And that's just the athletes.

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16yo with a part time job at McDonald's comes home in a new Porsche Panamera Turbo S.

His mom screams at him, "HOW THE HELL DID YOU BUY THAT PORSCHE, WE KNOW WHAT IT COSTS."

The 16yo says, "I got it from that old lady over there, she gave me it for $1.

His mom, steaming: OMG SHE MIGHT BE A RAPIST AND A CHILD ABUSER! LET'S GO SEE HER!!"

His dad goes to the old lad...

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