A farmer is expecting his 3 daughters dates to arrive, so he hears a knock on a door, decides to grab his shotgun for intimidation, and opens it.
The first date arrives and says, “Hello there! My name is Lance, and I’m here to take Chance out to the dance.”
So, the farmer calls his daughter, Chance, and they go off together. The another knock is heard, so he answers it again, shotgun in hand.
“Hey there, it’s me, Dave, and I’...
A farmer had three daughters
And they all three had dates planned for this evening. The farmer got his shotgun out to clean as well for added intimidation for the gentlemen callers. At 5PM there was a knock on the door, so the farmer answered it with his shotgun in tow.
A young man was standing in the stoop, and said,...
The Poor Snake Named Nate
So... Nate the Snake was the king of the jungle, by virtue of his immense size. Nate was the size of a freight train, and had a similar outlook on life. He ruled largely through terror and intimidation.
One day Nate the Snake was rumbling through the jungle, as was his own. Whenev...