A farmer is expecting his 3 daughters dates to arrive, so he hears a knock on a door, decides to grab his shotgun for intimidation, and opens it.
The first date arrives and says, “Hello there! My name is Lance, and I’m here to take Chance out to the dance.”
So, the farmer calls his daughter, Chance, and they go off together. The another knock is heard, so he answers it again, shotgun in hand.
“Hey there, it’s me, Dave, and I’...
The farmer and his three daughters
A farmer has three daughters and on the same night they’re all going out with different guys the doorbell rings and the farmer answers the door with a shotgun for intimidation
The first guy says “hey i’m joe i’m here for flo we’re going to the show is she ready to go?”
The farmer liked...
The Poor Snake Named Nate
So... Nate the Snake was the king of the jungle, by virtue of his immense size. Nate was the size of a freight train, and had a similar outlook on life. He ruled largely through terror and intimidation.
One day Nate the Snake was rumbling through the jungle, as was his own. Whenev...