Peggy Johnson was suing her neighbor, Dave, for harassment after he kept calling her "pig."

The two were fighting over their backyard borders, and so Dave took up to calling her a "pig." Peggy took him to court and sued him for harassment. The judge wanted to settle this immediately and issued an order for Dave to stop calling Peggy a "pig."

"Dave, I'm giving you a chance to walk aw...

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My teacher told me to write a sentence using the word harassment...

So I wrote I know a girl and "her ass meant" a lot to me.

If you lost your erection every time a game developer got accused of workplace harassment

Ubisoft

Teacher: Make a sentence with the word "harassment"

**Student**: "her-ass-meant" a lot to me

**Teacher:** Coward!!

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My boss said you need sexual harassment training

I said I already know how to sexually harass people just fine, ask your secretary.

A teacher asks her students to use the word harassment in a sentence

One of the student raises his hand and says: β€œMy big brother is really depressed nowadays”

The teacher asks: β€œwhy”?

The kid goes: β€œhe broke up with his girlfriend”

So the teacher asks the student β€œand how is this relevant?”

He says: Harassment a lot to him

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I was accused of harassment at work today.

When I told my wife she said, "Harassment what?"
I said, "I swear baby her ass meant nothing to me!"

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NSFW: My wife and I have been working from home since April, and I finally called her HR Department with a complaint.

There has been far less sexual harassment in our workplace than I was hoping for.

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Our boss called our team over to talk us about sexual harassment

Turns out I’m pretty good at it.

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Why aren't we using Tide to prevent sexual harassment?

After all, it deters gents.

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What's the difference between flirting and sexual harassment?

Whether or not the woman finds the man attractive.

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A guy named John Hitler was tired of people bullying him for his name so he went to the federal court and changed it hoping the harassments would stop.

But Peter Hitler is still getting bullied to this day.

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Today i got a memo from the HR for sexual harassment..

All that happened was a female co-worker came wearing a t-shirt with the caption "GUESS"

So i said " might be 32C " ..

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I met a dwarf the other day

He told me that my hair smelled good

So I reported him for sexual harassment

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Peter Dinkalage has been accused of sexual harassment.

He allegedly told the woman that her hair smelled nice.

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If a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment.

When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.50 a minute.

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I was going to make a sexual harassment joke ...

But it’s a touchy subject

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Did you hear about the magician who was accused of sexual harassment?

His stage name was David Coppafeel

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John the skeleton was fired for sexual harassment

Employees of the firm filed complaints about his perpetual boner

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Harassment

Little Johnny's teacher asked him, "Johnny, use 'harassment' in a sentence."
Little Johnny replied, "Her mouth said 'no', but her ass meant 'yes'."

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Such an unfair world. When a man talks dirty to a woman it's considered sexual harassment.

But when a woman talks dirty to a man it's Β£2.50/min (charges may vary).

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David Blaine is being investigated for sexual harassment.

Let's see if he can get out of that.

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Why did the coworker get charged with sexual harassment on Valentine's Day?

Because he had a heart on.

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Did you hear about the first robot sexual harassment case?

Yeah, it was R2Me2...

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Caitlyn Jenner is filing a Lawsuit for Sexual Harassment...

Claims that she's Constantly being Groped by Bruce Jenner.

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What's the worst part of being a self-employed, one person work from home business?

The constant sexual harassment, from the boss, while you're just trying to get work done.

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I'm a pervert that aspires to be a sexual harassment lawyer.

Ok, so I really just want to get myself off in court.

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Today at work we had a talk about sexual harassment

Personally I thought it was a bit of a touchy subject.

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Which 3 US bills have to do with sexual harassment of women?

Bill Cosby
Bill O'reilly
Bill Clinton

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I like my dust like I like my sexual harassment allegations.

Swept under the rug.

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I just got fired for sexual harassment.

I'm self employed.

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A woman came into our work yesterday to give us all a talk about sexual harassment in the work place.

A woman came into our work yesterday to give us all a talk about sexual harassment in the work place. After the presentation she asked, "Has anyone got any questions?"
I put my hand up and asked, "What colour knickers have you got on?"

I asked the librarian if he had any books on harassment.

He said "no" so I asked him 35 more times.

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My workplace scheduled Sexual Harassment Training.

Needless to say, I was greatly disappointed.

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"Baby Its Cold Outside" is a great example of today's sexual harassment problems.

A guy can't even talk about the weather without women assuming it's something sexual.

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I had to file a sexual harassment claim against a squirrel in the park yesterday...

...he wouldn't stop trying to grab my nut sack.

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NSFW

Sally has been feeling harassed by one of her coworkers, John. She tells her employer that he has been harassing her and he asks her, "What does he do?"

She says, "He always tells me my hair smells nice."

Her boss replies, "That's not really sexual harassment."

Sally says, "He's...

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Harassment

A man walks into the human resources office at work. The HR representative tells the man to sit down and tell him why a female employee is suing the company for sexual harassment. The man replies, "Her ass meant nothing to me, I was staring at her tits."

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Save yourself from a sexual harassment case.

If a fellow employee asks, "Do you know a place I can get Off?". They may just need some bug spray.

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Did you guys hear about the recent accusation of sexual harassment that came out today?

It's Brand New.

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There's only one thing I remember from sexual harassment training.

"Harass" is just one word.

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Dwarfs and Sexual Harassment

Dawn, a tall attractive office assistant complains to human relations in her firm that every time she goes to the photocopier a nearby worker named Philbert comes up close to her and says "Mmm, your hair smells nice." Hermagrude, the kind , wise human relations officer says placatingly, "Well Dawn, ...

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