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Harassment Jokes

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What's the difference between flirting and harassment?

Whether or not the woman finds the man attractive.

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Our boss called our team over to talk us about harassment

Turns out I’m pretty good at it.

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Why was the Hulk charged with harassment at Burger King?

He asked them to hold the pickle.

Harassment.

So a teacher asks her students to use the word harassment in a sentence. A boy stood up and said, "Ok this is easy. I met a beautiful girl one day and harassment a lot to me"

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They told me I have to do harassment training at work

Which is ridiculous, I’m already very good at it.

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''Did you hear about the magician who was sued for harassment? ''

''No. What was his name?''

''David Cop-a-feel.''

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Everyone got up and cheered when Bob was fired for harassment.

It was a touching farewell.

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Today i got a memo from the HR for harassment..

All that happened was a female co-worker came wearing a t-shirt with the caption "GUESS"

So i said " might be 32C " ..

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Every job Medusa had, she had to go through harassment training.

She couldn’t stop objectifying people.

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Elon Musk is being accused of harassment…

I believe it, TSLA share price has been f**king me in the a$$ for months!

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If a man talks dirty to a woman, it's harassment.

When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.50 a minute.

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I was accused of harassment at work today.

When I told my wife she said, "Harassment what?"
I said, "I swear baby her meant nothing to me!"

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Sally has been feeling harassed by one of her coworkers, John. She tells her employer that he has been harassing her and he asks her, "What does he do?"

She says, "He always tells me my hair smells nice."

Her boss replies, "That's not really harassment."

Sally says, "He's...

One morning Snow White said to her prince, "I haven't visited the seven dwarves in ages. I think I'll visit them for a week."

The next day, Snow white came back to the castle in a huff.

"Why are you back so early?" asked the prince.

"Grumpy harassed me," replied Snow White.

"What happened?"

"Well, as soon as I entered the cottage, he told me my hair smelled nice."

"That doesn't sound like...

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My workplace scheduled Harassment Training.

Needless to say, I was greatly disappointed.

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Dwarfs and Harassment

Dawn, a tall attractive office assistant complains to human relations in her firm that every time she goes to the photocopier a nearby worker named Philbert comes up close to her and says "Mmm, your hair smells nice." Hermagrude, the kind , wise human relations officer says placatingly, "Well Dawn, ...

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David Blaine is being investigated for harassment.

Let's see if he can get out of that.

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John the skeleton was fired for harassment

Employees of the firm filed complaints about his perpetual

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Caitlyn Jenner is filing a Lawsuit for Harassment...

Claims that she's Constantly being Groped by Bruce Jenner.

Teacher asks a student to make a sentence with word 'Harassment'

At first the student hesitated then he spoke "herassment a lot to me"

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A man goes to the police to report harassment in the work place by a group of work colleagues.

He's a zoo keeper in the rhino enclosure.

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Did you hear about the first robot harassment case?

Yeah, it was R2Me2...

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Why did the coworker get charged with harassment on Valentine's Day?

Because he had a heart on.

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Today at work we had a talk about harassment

Personally I thought it was a bit of a touchy subject.

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I'm a pervert that aspires to be a harassment lawyer.

Ok, so I really just want to get myself off in court.

I asked the librarian if he had any books on harassment.

He said "no" so I asked him 35 more times.

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harassment allegations have been made against Lou Bega

7 women have come forward and the assaults have been said to have taken place in varying locations including: in the sun and by his side

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I like my dust like I like my harassment allegations.

Swept under the rug.

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Save yourself from a harassment case.

If a fellow employee asks, "Do you know a place I can get Off?". They may just need some bug spray.

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Which 3 US bills have to do with harassment of women?

Bill Cosby
Bill O'reilly
Bill Clinton

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Telling a girl she has nice hair is not harassment

Unless you're a dwarf

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There's only one thing I remember from harassment training.

"Harass" is just one word.

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A middle manager was called into HR for a harmless ice breaker.

"Do you know why you've been sent here? One of your new employees, Gina, has levied harassment allegations against you". The stern HR rep asserted.

"What!? Gina!? Oh god, no this must be a mistake! I've only known her for a few days!" The manager replied perplexed and shocked.

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Such an unfair world. When a man talks dirty to a woman it's considered harassment.

But when a woman talks dirty to a man it's £2.50/min (charges may vary).

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Did you see the story on Twitter about the robots from Star Wars alleging harassment?

They are using #OurTooMeToo

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I had to file a harassment claim against a squirrel in the park yesterday...

...he wouldn't stop trying to grab my nut sack.

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What do you call it when a worm catcalls another worm?

Asexual harassment.

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Nice Smelling Hair!

A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.


After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer, and goes to HR.
Without identifying the guy, she tells them what the co-worker do...

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A woman came into our work yesterday to give us all a talk about harassment in the work place.

A woman came into our work yesterday to give us all a talk about harassment in the work place. After the presentation she asked, "Has anyone got any questions?"
I put my hand up and asked, "What colour knickers have you got on?"

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A guy named John Hitler was tired of people bullying him for his name so he went to the federal court and changed it hoping the harassments would stop.

But Peter Hitler is still getting bullied to this day.

What do Barack Obama and Donald Trump have in common?

Both are former presidents of the USA and both are harassed for the color of their skin.
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