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Trafficker Jokes

I would inform my friend that our "doctors" were actually organ traffickers but...

...I don't have the heart to tell him

A human trafficker goes up to guy 1 and is very charismatic and friendly

Guy 1 gets suspectious and asks: "Are you trying to sell me something?"
Human trafficker: "To be honest, yeah... but don't call me "something"

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Why are human traffickers hard to catch?

They know how to haul ass.

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What do you call a Welshman who transports sheep?

A sex trafficker.

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What do central European sex traffickers tell their clients?

The Czech's in the mail.

I told my friend my original movie concept: An ex-Secret Service agent's teenage daughter is abducted by human traffickers while on a trip to Paris.

He said "Sorry mate, I think that idea's taken"

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Any person who illegally exports sheep is called an Owler.

Unless they're from Wales. Then they're just called a sex trafficker.

Isis sent 8 terrorists to China

A few years ago, ISIS did train eight people for many months before sending them on terrorist missions to China.

The first guy’s target was Beijing’s most complex interchange. He passed out due to motion sickness.

The second guy wanted to blow up a public bus in Shanghai during rush ho...

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