Police officer pulls over 2 Catholic priests. Says he’s looking for two child molesters.

Catholic priests looking at each other: We’ll do it!

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A rapist, priest, and child molester walk into a bar

He orders a drink

what do you call someone who molests child molesters?

An apex predator

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A homosexual, a con artist and a child molester walk into a bar.

"What can I get you, father," asks the bartender.

What's it called when an illegal immigrant and a child molester get in a fist fight?

Alien VS predator

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A bartender is sitting alone in a newly opened bar when a priest, a paedophile and a molester walk in

And now there are two people in the bar

What is one good thing about child molesters?

They drive slowly in the school zones

A man walks in on a child molester

He sits at a bench and says
“Forgive me father, for I have sinned”

What's a child molester's favorite thing about Halloween?

Free Delivery!

A kid and child molester are walking in the woods

A kid and a child molester are walking in the woods. As the sun is going down and it gets darker, the kod says, "It's getting kinda scary mister." He tells the kid, "I know. I'm the one that's gotta walk back alone."

When I was a kid the police came to the church to ask if anyone knew any child molesters.

The priests fingered me.

Child molesters

Two priests are out driving one day, when they get pulled over by a police officer.
The cop approaches the priests vehicle and says to the driver, " Sorry to pull you over father, but we're currently searching for two child molesters."
The two priests turn and look at each other for a fe...

what do you call fifty child molesters walking in a straight line?

A centi-peado-file

Three guys walk into a bar: an alcoholic, a priest, and a child molester...

And that's just the first guy.

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Why didn't they let the sex molester become an Astronaut?

They didn't want him getting near Uranus

What kind of shoes does a child molester wear?

White vans.

Did you hear about child molester who plays the piano?

He was fingering a minor

What is the default format for child molesters?

.PDF Files.

I heard there's a new movie coming out where an illegal immigrant turns vigilante and battles a child molester...

They're calling it Alien vs Predator.

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

What did the child molester say when he got out of prison?

I feel like a kid again!

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What's special about twin fruit molesters?

They always cum in pears.

What do a silver medalist and a child molester have in common?

They both came in a little behind

What's the difference between a priest and a child molester?

Yeah, you don't know either huh?

What did the Jewish child molester say to the kid?

Hey kid, do you want to buy some candy?

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What do you call a child molester with a lot of cheese?

A pedophile with a feta pile

Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure.

^^^sorry.

What's the difference between acne and a child molester?

Acne waits till you are 13 to come on your face.

Statistics show that one out of three of your next door neighbors could be a child molester...

Thank goodness the only neighbors I have are smokin' hot ten year olds.

So there's a child molester and a little boy walking into the woods...

They keep walking deeper and deeper, and its getting darker and darker; scarier and scarier. Further and further they walk. The boy looks up at the child molester and says "Gee Mister, I'm getting scared." and the child molester looks down at the kid and says: "You think you're scared kid, I gotta ...

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