Sociopath Jokes - 22 Hilarious Sociopath Jokes

I just learned I’m a sociopath.

I just don’t know how to feel.

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Two sociopaths was being locked up in a psychiatric hospital.

One day they both decide that they dont like it there and they want to escape.

They wait for nighttime and eventually they make it to the top of the building and they now stand on the edge of the rooftop, only jumpingdistance away from the next rooftop.

One of the sociopaths jump over ...

I have zero empathy for sociopaths.

But to be fair, they don't have any for me, either.

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My girlfriend's writing an erotic novel about a sociopathic sex addict.

It's called 'Journal.'

I can't tell whether my new car's suspension is amazing, or if im sociopath.

Either way when i ran over that pedestrian, i didn't feel a thing

What did the sociopath say to the kleptomaniac?

Im gonna steal your heart.

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I was once diagnosed as a Narcissistic Sociopath

but after a lot of hard work and a change in perspective, the doctor agreed I was just a sexy genius.

What does an Alaskan accountant and sociopath have in common?

They’re both cold and calculating.

A sociopathic egomaniac...

A sociopathic egomaniac authoritarian leader accused of causing the deaths of tens of thousands is brain dead. Meanwhile in North Korea, Kim Jong Un is reported to be in critical condition.

I met a vampire who is a MASSIVE sociopath

He has absolutely no capability of self-reflection.

Are sociopaths good at telling jokes?

No.

I tried to be a sociopath, but I’m not that good in manipulating people.

I’m more of a so-so path.

When you donate sperm they ask if you have any “sociopathic tendencies”.

I was like “other than creating people for money? ..No.”

What do you call a sociopathic Englishman with flatulence?

Jack the Ripper

The shrinks diagnosed me as a sociopath with paranoid delusions.

But they're just out to get me.

The sociopath teenage misfit down the street tortures small animals with embroidery needles he steals from his mother's sewing kit.

He's unbelievably crewel.

My neighbor got a diagnosis from a psychiatrist and decided to get an Emotional Support Animal.

His choice? A skunk. His diagnosis? Sociopath.

There are 2 kinds of people...

Those that squeeze the toothpaste tube from the bottom

And

Godforsaken Sociopaths

So, being ironically stupid is funny...

But being an Ironic Sociopathic Murderer is still being a murderer? I'll never get people sometimes.

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When I first became an Ancap.....

>When I first became an Ancap, I was just an unemployed high schooler who had never worked a labor job in his entire life. I had that whole "welfare recipients are parasites, just pull yourself up by your bootstraps, forcing people to subsidize your shitty life choices is morally wrong, nobody is...

What's the difference between a sociopath and a psychopath?

You can't ride your bike on a sociopath

When crazy people go walking,

They can take the psychopath or the sociopath.

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