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Just beyond the Gates of Hell, an alcoholic, a womanizer, and a stoner find themselves standing in front of three identical doors.

There to greet them is none other than Satan, who tells them a secret method to getting into Heaven: Each man must spend 1,000 years in a room with their greatest vice. If he does so, he will be allowed to enter Heaven. The catch? At the end of the 1,000 year period, if the man asks to be let out of...

An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession.

Like many young men his age, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it.

One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four objects:

1. A Bi...

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The Pope and a womanizer died on the same day...

... but, by mistake, the womanizer went to Heaven and the Pope, to Hell.

When all the celestial bureaucracies were resolved and His Holiness was entering the Gates of Paradise, he crossed with the womanizer and said:

\- I am very sorry, my son, but I have waited all my life to kneel ...

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A notorious womanizer left a trail of broken hearts behind him, until he betrayed the wrong woman - a practicing witch.

The morning after she caught him with another girl, he awoke with an itchy bump in the middle of his forehead. He thought it was a pimple, but it continued to grow to ridiculous proportions throughout the day. In a panic, he sought the advice of a physician, who examined the man and ran tests on the...

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A racist, a womanizer, and a rapist walked into a bar...

...the bartender says "how may I help you, Mr. President?"

What do you call when a man with no hands who's a womanizer, second in command to the boss, wins at poker?

A no-hands handsy right-hand with a good hand.

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