What does necrophilia and alcoholism have in common?

The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one.

I heard that alcoholism is a big problem in the ghost community…

They are all really into boos

I thought I might be an alcoholic, so I did some research. It turns out the first sign of alcoholism is denial...

So I guess I'm not an alcoholic.

A boy asks his father what alcoholism is

The father says, "Well let me explain it this way. See those two trees over there? An alcoholic would say there's four."


The son replies, "But dad, there is only one tree over there."

I recently discovered that 1 in 8 Americans is an alcoholic

I also discovered that 1 in 8 Americans actually suffers from the effects of alcoholism; the rest seem to have a pretty good time

Is alcoholism a disease?

I don't know, but it's certainly an ale-ment!

What happens when you cross alcoholism and books of literary merit?

Tequila Mockingbird

My son said that he's proud of me overcoming alcoholism.

I'll drink to that.

My Doctor said, "Alcoholism is a disease."

My bartender said, "Get your shots here."

How did Mike Tyson open the door to alcoholism?

Withkey.

- My wife struggles with alcoholism

- Does she drink?
- No, I drink.

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