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We should send sex offenders to storm Area 51

Alien Vs Predator

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Some guy just came to my door to explain he registered as a sex offender

I was like wait, you can buy a permit for that?

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A sex offender, creep and a billionaire walk into a Manhattan bar

The bartender says
Wow Mr Epstein what'll it be.

6 was afraid of 7 because 789. But why did 7 eat 9?

Because he needed 3² meals a day.

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A corrupt guy, a sex offender, a racist, a compulsive liar, an idiot and a terrible business man all walk into a golf course...

Welcome back Mr. President said the door man.

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They say you have a 50% chance living next to a sex offender.

Lucky I live next to a sexy 12year old.

We all know that seven ate nine... We were even more disgusted to hear that seven was a six offender... It turns out that the most infamous number didn’t stop there...

Seven cut four teens in half!

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What do you call sex offender semen?

Monster's ink.

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What is a fight called between an illegal immigrant and a sex offender?

Alien vs Predator

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I'm glad we have that sex offender registry.

Without, It would be so much harder to find new, like-minded friends in the neighborhood.

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Why was Ash Ketchum on a registered sex offenders list?

Because he was caught having a Pikachu.

There was a short period of time in ancient history when offenders were not only nailed to a cross, but also burned alive

Fortunately, the practice ended and very few people were crucifried

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I went on the sex offender registry and found the addresses of all the sex offenders in my area, and sent them all hate mail.

Just to make sure they read it, I wrote the letters in crayon.

A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge asks, "First offender?"

Woman responds, "No, Your Honor. First a Gibson, then a Fender."

I just heard this one, so sorry if it's a repeat.

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What is a sexual offender that lurks on Reddit called?

A predditor

Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven was a registered six offender.

A perpetual criminal offender is brought to the court house for trial. However the judge is a duck wearing robes and a powdered wig

. The criminal is incensed, he shouts out "I will not be judged by a common duck"
The judge says to the defence lawyer "If you don't silence your client he will be held in contempt."
The defence says "Yes Mallard"

How to stop repeat offenders?

Don't re-elect them!

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Australia should hire WWE wrestlers to enforce sentencing on convicted sex offenders.

That way we can have Undertaker and Mankind throw Pell in a cell.

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Ireland’s on lock down due to the virus!!

Paddy and Murphy have just been signed up by the army.

They are given a rifle each and told...

“Listen up men! We are on the lookout for Virus Curfew offenders.

Martial law has been declared!

Anyone caught out after 6 PM ……….. it's SHOOT TO KILL”!!!

On their ...

Why was the repeating offender upset with his lawyer?

He was on his case, again.

I know a funny joke about a prison for underage offenders.

But it's juvenile.

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How do you know which swimmer is the sex offender?

It’s the breast stroker

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Want to hear a joke about sex offenders?

Never mind, it’s too touchy.

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Why was 6 scared of 7?

Because 7 is a registered sex offender, there's nothing funny about that

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A clown, a politian and a sex offender walks into a bar.

He orders a drink.

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A sex offender's girlfriend left him saying that he didn't adore her body enough

Harassment nothing to him

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LPT: If you are a minor, get rid of your bathroom mirror so you won't see yourself naked and accidentally get arrested and registered as a sex offender.

Spread the word.

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What does the Catholic Church and Hollywood have in common?

They both have a sense of moral superiority while their elites are sex offenders.

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Why did the trigonometrical ratio of a triangle go to jail?

Because cos B is a sexual offender.

Did you hear about the first time offender who was in to BDSM?

He got off with nothing but a slap on the wrist.

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