The ladder was one he’d found in a dumpster a few years before and, since he was poor and needed a ladder, he snatched it up and considered himself lucky. Over time, as he used the ladder on large murals, it would invariably be off-kilter, would not sit flush to the wall, or a rung would slip and ro...
Written on bathroom wall
Three things I hate:
1. Vandalism 2. Lists 3. Sarcasm
My preacher started a sermon with this joke the other week that was actually pretty funny and i thought i would share it with you guys
Alright so in this small rural town there lived two brothers. All of their lives they went around doing horrible things to people that ranged from Vandalism, Stealing, Battery, etc. One day one of the brothers dies and the other brother goes to the town preacher to arrange his funeral and asks him,<...
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Boy breaks into White House
He writes on the wall "trump is full of shit".
He gets caught and charged with two counts facing 45 years and 6 months of prison time.
6 months for vandalism and 45 years for unauthorized release of classified information.
Why do Jehovah's Witnesses use Macs?
They prefer to not have windows.
[For those that don't get it, their churches, called "Kingdom Halls", frequently are built without windows. The official reason given is to avoid vandalism but the real reason is usually secrecy. Generally if the group builds a church it won't have windows. ...
A Chinese restaurant is pillaged...
It was wonton vandalism.