Ethnicity Jokes

Hiss-panic.

North Poleish

He said course I can.

But Polly wanted a cracker.

Thai

A Tad-polish

(Don't know if repost not trying to be)

There's too much integration

Phlegmish.

Apparently she didn't like my tone.

Rushin'

He says, "Gather everybody around, I have some last words!"

"OK papa, everybody's here!"

"Are all my brothers and my sisters here?"

"Yes papa, they're all here!"

"And my children?"

"Yes papa."

"And my grandchildren?"

"Yes papa, **everybody's here!**"<... read more

someone always gets offended. So I'm going to make up an ethnicity, let's call it Cleavens. There no one is a Cleaven so they can't get offended.

Okay, so two black cleavens walk into a bar...

So the pilot comes over the speaker and says 'Unfortunately the plane won't be able to handle all of the passengers without crashing. We will have to start removing passengers from the plane giving them parachutes and pushing them out until we reach our ideal flying weight. We will choose people alp... read more

Archaeologists have discovered that the kings of Ancient Egypt were in fact black. Upon unwrapping the gold sarcophagus they found the body of a dark chocolate skinned man. The legendary Pharaoh Rocher.

...I said Corsican

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

Single black female seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good looking girl who loves to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips; cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of ... read more

(Full disclosure: I modified this joke from one in *The Pretty Good Joke Book*)

(Disclaimer: You can assign any nationality or ethnicity you like to these women. To avoid controversy, I'm calling them "Poltroonian")

So these three Poltroonian village women are walking back to their vi... read more

One guy asks "What's your ethnicity?"

As he knocks over the king, the other guy responds "Czech, mate"

between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

~A large pizza can feed a family of four.

After years of hard work an army of scientists, programers and mathematicians have succeeded in developing the world's most intelligent supercomputer. This computer, with enough time can answer any question. The scientists go about asking it questions which significantly impact the world. Many quest... read more

I was sitting at a bar one evening and an old man walked in, sat down beside me and ordered a drink. After a few minutes he tapped me on the shoulder and pointed out the window to a building on top of a hill.  "That's a brothel. You can tell the ethnicity of the men going there based on where they a... read more