Child Abuse Jokes

Let me tell you guys before my dad beats me to it.

Just goes to show that abstinence makes the church grow fondlers.

he could turn alcohol into child abuse

The mother was found guilty and the judge had decided that the boy would go to live with his estranged father.



But the boy quietly quivered 'Please don't'



'Why not?' The judge asked.



'Because he beats me too.'



'Oh my dear boy. Do you want t... read more

would it be domestic violence or child abuse?

If you beat your kids at a burger king it legally changes from child abuse to a whopper jr.

Miami, FL (AP) - A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Miami courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child c... read more

when i remembered child abuse is illegal.

His parents began to yell and scream. “Where did you get that car?”

He calmly told them, “I bought it today.”

“With what money?” Demanded his parents. “We know how much a Porsche costs!”

“Well,” said the boy, “this one cost me fifteen dollars.”

The parents began to yell e... read more

But many priests are still coming in a little behind.

So that rules out child abuse then....