"The average woman will receive verbal abuse six times a day," said my wife.
I said, "Honey, you're not the average woman. You're a million times what the average woman is."
"Aww, thanks babe," she replied.
I said, "It wasn't a compliment. Lose some fucking weight."
If I hit you with a dictionary...
...is it physical or verbal abuse?
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A man wins an online lottery of $5000 but finds out her entered the wrong email address.
He comes home disappointed and tells his son to send an email kindly requesting him to transfer all the money to his account, since he is the rightful recipient of the cash prize. However, his panic attack kicks in as he realizes he probably won't accept their request, and he tells his son to just s...
Serena Williams was fined $17k
Verbal abuse of the umpire: $10,000
Being warned for coaching: $4,000
Breaking her racket: $3,000
Stealing the moment from Osaka by calling the umpire a thief: Priceless