Aggression Jokes

They were Stalin for time.

The French start: "The Age of Enlightenment started here. We'll help spread progressive ideas."

The Germans follow: "We have a very stable economy, we'll help lower national debt."

The Japanese join in: "Our scientist are the best in the world. We pledge to help battle the spreading di... read more

Your dick is so small, that if you would sexual harass someone, it would be a Micro aggression.

There's this scientist that loves dolphins. He loves dolphins so much, he wants to figure out a way to make them live forever. For years he slaves away in his basement laboratory, and he believes that he has found a compound that when given to dolphins, will make them live forever. The only probl... read more

The zoo owner is becoming concerned because his star attraction, the baboon, is becoming more and more aggressive. He calls an old buddy of his from college, who happens a to have been a zoology major. The zoo owner explains what has been going on, and asks his friend if there is anything that can b... read more

and it was a female. At first, the gorilla was the hit of the zoo, bringing in crowd after crowd; however, after a few weeks, it began to become increasingly aggressive and violent. The managers of the zoo frantically searched for the cause of the aggression and eventually discovered that the female... read more