If you were to write a direct, very short introduction for Microsoft Office's word processor, it might be a...
...forward four-word foreword for Word.
Hey girl, are you a word processor?
I want you to check my body for dangling participles
How the grandkids view us old folks (Long)
1. She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she'd done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, "But Gramma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!" I will probably never put lips...
My favourite joke: Now Hiring
A dog sees a "Now hiring" poster outside of a computer store. The poster reads:
"Must be able to type. Must be able to program. And must be bilingual. We are an equal opportunity employer."
The dog takes the poster in his mouth, and walks in. The manager spots the dog, and deci...
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1. Why don't blondes like to make kool aid? They can't fit 8 quarters of water in that little package
2. Why do blondes wear underwear? To keep their ankles warm
3. How does a blonde turn on a light after sex? She opens the car door
4. Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitch...