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Cpu Jokes

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What do you do when you hear a really funny joke about trimming down a CPU?

You “die lapping”...

It was so quiet at the High CPU party.

You could hear a ping drop.

my brain is like an overclocked cpu

it runs 2000 fps for a couple seconds then melts

What does a CPU feel when it's overclocked?

It hertz.

What did the data say to the CPU?

Cache me outside

A CPU predicts you will walk into a bar

You do not.
Your wallet has been stolen.

I was upset when my AMD CPU died but...

Everything happens for a Ryzen.

What did the heatsink say to the CPU?

"I'm a huge fan!"

To your cake batter, slowly stir in the GPU and CPU and sprinkle crushed motherboard. Put in oven on bake.

Once done, serve and enjoy! PC cake.

Why did the CPU kill the operating system?

It was executing instructions.

Stupid people need a CPU upgrade,

colorblind people need a GPU upgrade.

Just thought of this a few minutes ago, thought you guys might like it.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

A smoking room in a big tech corporation

A smoking room in a big tech corporation (because the equipment is so fragile and sensitive that smoking is not allowed nearby). A lot of smoke and talk - circuits, chips, boards, punch cards and so on.

Then a young technician suddenly says, "Why we're always talking about tech things only? W...

666 is the Number of the Beast

This from Todd Lewis, who has a great sense of humor.

We all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast.

But did you know that:

* $666.95 - Retail price of the Beast
* $699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax
* $769.95 - Price of the Beast with all...

My daughters have decided to open a computer repair service together!

They’re going to call it “2 Girls 1 CPU”

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