What does a CPU feel when it's overclocked?

It hertz.

I was upset when my AMD CPU died but...

Everything happens for a Ryzen.

It was so quiet at the High CPU party.

You could hear a ping drop.

To your cake batter, slowly stir in the GPU and CPU and sprinkle crushed motherboard. Put in oven on bake.

Once done, serve and enjoy! PC cake.

What do you call a dolphin with a slow CPU?

A bottleneck dolphin

Has anyone heard of the disastrous news about the CPU chip flaws?

seems like bad intel..

Why did the CPU kill the operating system?

It was executing instructions.

What did the data say to the CPU?

Cache me outside

A CPU predicts you will walk into a bar

You do not.
Your wallet has been stolen.

Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

Stupid people need a CPU upgrade,

colorblind people need a GPU upgrade.

Just thought of this a few minutes ago, thought you guys might like it.

What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?

I am Root.

What did the heatsink say to the CPU?

"I'm a huge fan!"

My daughters have decided to open a computer repair service together!

They’re going to call it “2 Girls 1 CPU”

666 is the Number of the Beast

This from Todd Lewis, who has a great sense of humor.

We all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast.

But did you know that:

* $666.95 - Retail price of the Beast
* $699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax
* $769.95 - Price of the Beast with all...

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