What do you do when you hear a really funny joke about trimming down a CPU?
You “die lapping”...
It was so quiet at the High CPU party.
You could hear a ping drop.
my brain is like an overclocked cpu
it runs 2000 fps for a couple seconds then melts
What does a CPU feel when it's overclocked?
It hertz.
What did the data say to the CPU?
Cache me outside
I was upset when my AMD CPU died but...
Everything happens for a Ryzen.
To your cake batter, slowly stir in the GPU and CPU and sprinkle crushed motherboard. Put in oven on bake.
Once done, serve and enjoy! PC cake.
What do you call a dolphin with a slow CPU?
A bottleneck dolphin
What did the heatsink say to the CPU?
"I'm a huge fan!"
A CPU predicts you will walk into a bar
You do not. Your wallet has been stolen.
Why did the CPU kill the operating system?
It was executing instructions.
A smoking room in a big tech corporation
A smoking room in a big tech corporation (because the equipment is so fragile and sensitive that smoking is not allowed nearby). A lot of smoke and talk - circuits, chips, boards, punch cards and so on.
Then a young technician suddenly says, "Why we're always talking about tech things only? W...
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Why did the chronic masturbator's computer crash?
There was too much load on the CPU.
Stupid people need a CPU upgrade,
colorblind people need a GPU upgrade.
Just thought of this a few minutes ago, thought you guys might like it.
What did the Marvel character say when he attained full control of his Android's CPU and Kernel?
I am Root.
Why does the CPU never get any work done?
Because it gets interrupted constantly.
My daughters have decided to open a computer repair service together!
They’re going to call it “2 Girls 1 CPU”
666 is the Number of the Beast
This from Todd Lewis, who has a great sense of humor.
We all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast.
But did you know that:
* $666.95 - Retail price of the Beast * $699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax * $769.95 - Price of the Beast with all...
One thing changed when I switched from teaching math to teaching computer classes.
When students left at the end of class, I used to say, "Calcu-later!" Now I say "CPU later!"
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