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I used to write all my jokes in Microsoft Word.

But then Clippy said, "It looks like you're trying to be funny."

To the guy who stole my copy of Microsoft Word. I will find you...

You have my word.

What do you get if you download Microsoft word multiple times

Microsoft Sentence

A way to get tons of people in a Microsoft Word party

is to Calibri (Body)

I have a self-driving car, yesterday I added Microsoft word to its AI program.

Today it wrote it's autobiography.

Jesus and the Devil have a competition

After countless years of Jesus being in the spotlight, the Devil had had enough. He issued a challenge to Jesus; whoever writes the longest story on Microsoft Word wins. Jesus accepts, and they get to it. After hours and hours of frantic typing, there is suddenly a power cut. The Devil is furious, w...

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