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The female version of teabagging

Is called a Flapuccino

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What do you call the online version of a popular Japanese desert?

An e-mochi

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what is the female version of rock out with your cock out?

Jam out with your clam out.

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Have you ever seen the porn version of “Gilligan’s Island?“

In the end, they all get off

Why did the enterprise version of Norton Security Firewall flop?

Because it was NSFW.

Last night I watched the uncut version of the film Scarface.

It was called Face.

What's the healthier, sister version of a dad bod?

An auntie-body.

Have you heard about the British version of indeed.com?

It’s called indubitably.co.uk

Why Bilbo had to be Male

Fun fact: Bilbo Baggins had to be a male in order for the plot of The Hobbit to work. If he was instead female, everything would have fallen apart in the goblin cave. Bilbo would have gone off wandering around in the dark and dreary caverns, found the ring, and seen Gollum fishing like in the origin...

I never quite understood why the shortened version of ‘Charles’ is ‘Chuck’.

What the farles is that about?

Did you know? Bang Bus now has a female version where women seduce and have their way with them after they get them in.

They call it Suck-u-bus

I just read a book that compares the different versions of The Bible.

There was a lot of…cross referencing.

Our company is implementing a version of Microsoft Teams Telephony where users keep their microphones muted

They're calling it Teams Telepathy.

I watched the Indian version of How I Met Your Mother…

There’s just one episode and it is about the wedding.

What’s the male version of a Karen called?

I don’t know but a group of them is called a Senate.

The Roman version of Demeter is Ceres.

And the American version of Demeter is Da yard.

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A duck walks into a bar... (alternative version)

A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.

The barman looks at him and says, “hang on! You’re a duck.”

“I see your eyes are working,” replies the duck.

“And you can talk!” exclaims the barman.

“I see your ears are working, too,” says the Duck. ...

My dad caught me shoplifting and said, "you're taking a big risk…

we need the travel version."

In the original version of Cinderella, that wasn't her real name, just a nickname she got because she always slept by the fireplace and got covered in cinders.

Really makes you wonder about the person who invented Nutella.

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How to cure Snoring (Dog & Husband version)

A couple has a dog who snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring.

'Yeah right!" she says.

A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snori...

My father loved playing old Zelda games growing up

So I surprised him by installing a modded version of Ocarina of Time on his PC for Christmas, and he started playing it right away when I told him. When he was breaking some vases, a fairy flew over to Link while flashing blue and red and said "Hey! Listen! You're under arrest!"

My dad turned...

The three guys at an interview joke just posted here reminded me of another version we used to tell about 20 years ago.. is it a repost? I don't know, probably yes, but does anyone really care ;) ?

Three guys interviewing to be a detective.

The final step is with the chief inspector who says, "Ahh, so you wanna be detectives, eh? The first skill you need is perception, let's see how you guys do with that"

He calls them into his office one by one.

The first guy goes in and ...

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I've just watched the Alabama version of 'Back to the Future,'

Unlike his counterpart, this version of Marty McFly can't resist the temptations of his mother and ends up fucking her,

Then he travels back in time.

A Joke My Brain Told Me

As I was waking up from jumbled dreams this morning, I heard my brain telling this joke with no conscious input from me. I had to flesh out some details, but the gist of it is more or less what I remember. Of course, I have heard similar jokes, but this is my brain's spontaneous version.

A gu...

I was playing an updated version of Oregon Trail voiced by Terry Crews.

I made the comment that he wasn’t a good voice actor, and the game abruptly ended. Apparently, I died of dissin’ Terry.

What tastes funny and is considered a cannibal's version of sardines?

A full clown car.

They developed a computer program to write the musical version of "An Inconvenient Truth"

It's running a new Al Gore rhythm.

The people who made that early version of a plane had the...

Wright idea.

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My Muslim coworker brought a CD version of the Quran to work today.

He got really pissed off when I asked if I could burn a copy.

McDonald's tried to create a beef version of the McRib, but failed.

Hopefully, they learned from their McSteaks.

Whats the american version of a karate chop?

A Connecti Cut!

American version of Poems

All Around The Mulberry Bush
The Monkey Chased The weasel
the monkey stopped to load his glock
***POP!*** Goes the weasel.....

What do you call a female version of Iron Man?

Fe Male

Shortest TV series

Breaking Bad (Canada version)

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