I’m reading a book that tries to compare different versions of The Bible.

There is a lot of cross referencing.

When you are telling a story to identical twins, make sure you tell them the complete version.

It’s very difficult to tell them a part.

I've decided to make a Sharia version of Monopoly.

It's the same basic board, except if you're a woman you're not allowed to own property.

And if any of the other players accuse you of cheating, you're out of the game, no questions asked.

What is the heart-y version of Cardi B

Cardi O

I've developed a simplified version of the popular card game "Go Fish"...

It's called, "No".

They've invented a new version of rugby where only people who wear glasses can play it.

It's a non-contact sport.

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The Moral Of The Story (shortened version)

2 fishermen were in the forest fishing in a river.
They had a line in the water in one of their favourite secret fishing spots.
Now a fish came along and saw the line... And the fishermen saw the fish hoping that it would take the line because if it did the fly would drop 6 inches and they wo...

Dark humor (orphan version)

Orphans can’t play baseball because they will never find home

President Trump has refused to release the full report proving claims that Iran is developing a fighting force of flying dinosaurs. He’s released a version of the report but

It’s been pterodacted

What is the male version of telekinesis?

Telekinephews.

Whats the Russian version of the movie Gremlins?

Kremlins.

Here’s the full version of the Mueller Report

[Redacted]

I still remember the last time I created my own version of Fight Club.

Come to think of it, it was around the same time I was fired from the YMCA...

My kids love Life cereal. I told them there's a grown-up version called That's Just Life

Each box of it is expensive, mostly empty & doesn't taste very good.

What do you call a communist version of facebook?

Socialist media

I heard a rumor that the next Legend of Zelda game is to be set in a Hyrule version of Spain. No one believes me

They don’t expect a Spanish Link decision

An edited version of a joke that’s been already posted.

A proton, a neutron, and an electron got into a bar fight.

The bartender called the police, but when the officers arrived, they only arrested the proton. Confused, the bartender asked, “why did you only arrest the proton?”

To which one of the officers replied, “well you see, the elect...

McDonald's tried to create a beef version of the McRib, but failed.

Hopefully, they learned from their McSteaks.

I watched the Indian version of How I Met Your Mother

There's just one episode and it was about the wedding.

There is now a French version of /r/jokes

It is called Deja vu.

A sodomizer, an alcoholic, a thief and a drug addict await judgment in Hell...

The gatekeeper of Hell says, "Each of you are here because you let your addiction get the best of you. But I'm giving all of you a second chance, prove me wrong and I will drag you back to Hell!". Just like that the sodomizer, alcoholic, businessman and drug addict are teleported back to Earth.
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I didn't make this 4 years ago. This might not be the worst joke. I'm posting again for the ones who read the original by the original poster...this is my version to pay homage

There are two identical twin brothers that live together. One happens to be a well-known porn star, and the other is a lazy ass. Lazy ass doesn't have a job and just likes to sit around the house. One Sunday, the porn star is angry and thirsty. He decides to make the brother do something useful....

In 1985, new wave band, A-Ha, wrote a song for a new Broadway version of Peter Pan that was never used. In the musical, Tinkerbell was supposed to sing to Peter, urging him to try and fight Captain Hook’s right hand man with the intent of demoralizing Hook and his pirate crew...

Taaaaake oooooon Smeeeee

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You know a bunch pornographic version of tumblr are gonna take off any day now.

It’s just a matter of seeing which one comes out on top.

A poetic version of "you are not a monk" joke

He sat and sighed beside the road -
His engine's gasket blown.
His car was old and cold and towed.
The man was left alone.
'I need to find a place to stay
Until it's fixed,' he spoke -
But as he rose to walk away
Arrived a band of folk.
They said: 'You're warm...

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[NSFW] What’s the difference between Game of Thrones and a porn version of Rick & Morty?

In the former, winter is coming, in the latter, Summer is coming.

What's Morris Day's favorite version of Android?

Oh-re-Oreo.

It turns out Wales are due to do their own film version of the clown IT

No one knows what the title will be yet, but I'm willing to bet it will be Welsh-IT

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