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Up To Date Jokes

I just bought the most up to date train set there is

It even comes with a replacement bus service

I forgot to keep my subscription to Scrabble Club up to date.

Now they've started sending me threatening letters.

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Windows is up to date

...and down to fuck.

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Reality

Letter from Daughter to Parents

Dear Mother and Dad:

It has now been three months since I left for college. I have been remiss in writing this and I am very sorry for my thoughtlessness in not having written before. I will bring you up to date now, but before you read on,please sit d...

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