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Abreast Jokes

Instead of watching the news, my friend goes body surfing at the beach every morning.

She says it keeps her abreast of current events.

What did the man in the "Race for a Cure" say to the three people beside him?

"we're walking four abreast."

Twas the night 2018

Twas the night 2018

Twas the night before Christmas and all through the web
The president was tweeting as the market went red
The government was closed because of a wall
In hopes that Mexico, would pay for it all

The people were nestled, their head in their hands
While visi...

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