Stylish Jokes

A man dies and when he is taken to the funeral home, his widow is told they have a number of nice black suits to dress him in.

The widow tells the director that he always looked good in blue. Would it be possible to dress him in a blue suit?

The director says yes, but it will add to th... read more

Bilbo Swaggins

But I still don’t understand how you can tell a crosswalk apart from a traffic light or fire hydrant so easily?

An elegant.

He's laying in the hospital bed, when another guy walks into the hospital room that looks like he could be his twin brother.

Except this guy is slimmer, wearing a stylish blazer, a sharp hat, a goatee and sunglasses.

"Who are you?" the guy asks.

"I'm your hip replacement."

He orders a pint and sits at the bar.
Suddenly he hears a small voice saying:
"That's a lovely shirt you're wearing mate. Suits your body type really well and the pattern is very stylish"

The man looks around but doesn't see anyone other that the bartender. He shrugs and goes back to hi... read more

He's the most dope hemo at home depot.

Billie Stylish

'Good day to you, good sir', the salesman greets him.
'Water, please!' is all the man manages to say through his sore throat.

'Oh, I'm afraid I don't have any water on me. But I can offer you one of these stylish ties.' With that he opens his suitcase and presents a collection of colored t... read more

Huckabee, asking the tough questions: "So we've seen you in your stylish golf clothes on the course, and your sharp bespoke suits when you are at work, but the American people want to know what the president really wears, boxers or briefs?"

trump: "Depends..."

Huckabee: "Depends on wha... read more

[NSFW] Jesus and Peter are getting a little bored up in heaven, so they decide to head on down to earth for a little fun. The get dressed in their gladrags (Peter points out to Jesus his boots aren't so stylish these days) and head off to a club. So they don't cramp each other's style, the separat... read more

And none of the women pay him any attention. Embarrassed, he finds a popular guy and asks him for tips.

"Try getting a better haircut."

The nerdy guy tries it, but the women still don't notice him. He asks for more tips.

"Try getting contacts and more stylish swim trunks."
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