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Mod Jokes

Open letter to the mods of /r/jokes

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How many Reddit mods does it take to change a lightbulb?

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CAN MODS OF THIS SUB DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO ARE ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?!

WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, AN ELDERLY WOMAN. SHE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING PEOPLE, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER UNMENTIONABLES. SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 11 IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE ...

How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.

3 reddit mods walk in a bar.

The bar collapses

I wrote a haiku about admins and mods

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Y'know, sometimes I just really wanna talk shit about reddit mods.

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An r/classicialmusic mod removed this one when I posted it. What's the difference between a bull and a symphony orchestra?

A bull has the horns in front and the asshole in back.

Mods can we please ban jokes about hymens?

They’re tearable.

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Why did the mods of r/iamatotalpieceofshit cross the road?

To collect money from Joel Michael Singer.

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The mods removed the previous joke that summited about my penis.

It was improperly tagged as long.

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A mod at /r/winemaking dies.

Over at /r/winemaking, the mod died and the admins wanted to replace him with a winetaster. A blind drunkard with a ragged, dirty look came in to apply for the position. Fearing potential community backlash, the admin of the subreddit wondered how to send him away. He gave him a glass to drink.
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A reddit mod walks into a bar...

She promptly kicks everyone out, locks the doors and, declaring herself to be the bartender, proceeds to get drunk with power.

A note to the mods

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Three /r/Jokes mods walk in a bar..............

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Thank you everyone! As the newest mod of /r/news, I would like to say

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21 ways to piss off the mods on this sub

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Ok Mods I want to know why my post was removed.

It's annoying because my fence keeps falling down.

The year is 2028 and /r/Jokes is still going strong.

A new user gets on to /r/jokes and sees the most upvoted joke just says "28"

The second most upvoted joke says "3915"

The third most upvoted joke says "756"

He can't see why they're getting so many upvotes, so he comments "These aren't jokes, they're numbers"

The mod repl...

r/Jokes is looking for a new Mod

We are getting little swamped with the queues and our lives, we could really use the help of a qualified individual.

Up-mods and down-mods don't matter in this thread, so don't try to push your app to the top.

Requirements:

* **An Active User** Being a Mod is hard work and will...

A physicist, a mathematician, and an engineer are all found guilty of treason and sentenced to death by guillotine.

# This comment deleted to protest Reddit's API change (to reduce the value of Reddit's data).

Please see [these](https://web.archive.org/web/20230609092523/https://old.reddit.com/r/apolloapp/comments/144f6xm/apollo_will_close_down_on_june_30th_reddits/) [threads](https://web.archive.org/web/2...

I got banned from /r/Jokes for posting, "Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms!"

Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...

After unsuccessfully trying to post here, I finally gave up and messaged the mods asking what the deal was. They sent me back pictures of flutes, trombones, trumpets, tubas and cymbals. Confused, I asked what that meant. They answered...

Your band!

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I tried to ask a mod what his sexual orientation was...

But I couldn’t get a straight answer

What makes Reddit Mods so funky?

"Funk not only moves, it can remove." - Sir Lollipop Man

The r/jokes mods must be in the housing business

They keep re-moving





what's the similarity between mod and god ?

they both judge you on the basis of your karma.

Why does a dominatrix make the best mod?

Because they can whip any sub into shape.

Our two new mods, ElderCunningham and iBleeedorange

Hey guys,

Not too long ago we started advertising new moderator positions for /r/jokes, and after receiving a bunch of submissions, we found our two candidates.

I've asked them to write up a brief introduction for themselves.

First up is /u/iBleeedorange, who also mods /r/diablo...

Can the mods of this sub explain as to why my posts were removed?

Now my fence has fallen over….

What is similar about a twitch mod and an a reddit mod?

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Mods removed my post from r/showerthoughts

I created a post titled “Falling in the shower can be fatal” but the mods removed it DESPITE having that thought in the shower.

So, not only am I missing out on Karma, but I STILL don’t know how to stop myself from bleeding out on the bathroom floor.

Why did Reddit mods take down Darwin’s theory of evolution post?

The link was missing

[OC] Which road is most favourite of reddit mods ?







The Autobahn .

How many mods does it take to replace a fence?

It doesn't matter how many you have. They may be good at removing the posts, but you'll always need someone else to put up new ones.

/r/Jokes is looking for Mods!

Sorry all! The time to apply is now over.


Well all, looks like we are growing again and in need of a few more mods. If you want to check out the details and apply, see the link below:

http://www.reddit.com/r/needamod/comments/24sqne/css_and_regular_2_mod_positions_opening_up_in/<...

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My wife left me, so I posted all the nudes she ever sent me onto r/gonewild.

The mods removed them though as they go against the rules.

They don't allow reposts.

Hey, wanna hear a joke about reddit mods

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What does a Reddit mod and a hipster have in common?

Mods self-isolated before it was cool.

Mod Announcement: Due to complaints from our fair-haired readers, blonde jokes are no longer allowed...

...because they couldn't read them.

Why did the mod get fired from his job at the sperm bank?

He got caught drinking on the job.

Did you hear about the dyslexic Reddit mod?

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I posted a joke about stoicism and the mods removed it.

I don't care anymore

How to become a mod in one step

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I just found out the mods' password!

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Haiku for the mods

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^^^^^^^^^^^yes ^^^^^^^^^^^it's ^^^^^^^^^^^a ^^^^^^^^^^^repost ^^^^^^^^^^^it's ^^^^^^^^^^^the ^^^^^^^^^^^first ^^^^^^^^^^^post ^^^^^^^^^^^I ^^^^^^^^^^^remember ^^^^^^^^^^^from ^^^^^^^^^^^this ^^^^^^^^^^^sub ^^^...

Little known fact, the mods of /r/Jokes are all actually Peruvian owls…

I think they're Inca hoots…

A wealthy, but stingy father was trying to put a birthday party together for his 18 y/o daughter.

He wanted the party to be extravagant, but wanted to spend as little money as possible. He had finished all of the other decorations, and he was left to work on the cake.

"Why not get it ordered from an upscale bakery?" his wife said.

So the father visited a ton of different bakeries a...

A redditor walks into r/jokes...

The redditor notices the subs new avatar and immediately leaves.

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