It has an ex-axis and a why-axis

I think he must be plotting something.

That's where I draw the line

A plot twist.

It has an ex axis and a why axis.

The plot was a bit predictable

And a little flat

Good special f(x) though

And a little flat

Good special f(x) though

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Because you are a 'jerk'.

I'll walk myself out...

I'll walk myself out...

They're always plotting something.

It had depression

It has an ex axis and a why axis.

The student just shrugged.

It had an ex axis, and a why axis.

What a plot twist

The plot thickens.

Luckily he's made excellent sines of improvement.

Thats where I draw the line.

I’ll see myself out.

I’ll see myself out.

It has an X-axis and a Y-exis.

I bet she is plotting something against me.

she was always plotting behind my back

But there was no plot.

Then America peaked somewhere around the Rockies.

Some would say it functions perfectly.

The plot was a bit scattered.

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Teacher: Tell me the equation of this graph.

Student: This is fucking pointless

Student: This is fucking pointless

A protractor, a ruler, a calculator, and a book of graph paper. He was charged with possessing implements of math instruction

The question they’re all asked is “What’s 2+2?”

The Math graduate goes to the whiteboard, fills it with a proof, and concludes that, “A solution exists.”

The Engineering graduate consults his addition tables, writes some calculations down, graphs his results, and says, “3. But we’ll ma...

The Math graduate goes to the whiteboard, fills it with a proof, and concludes that, “A solution exists.”

The Engineering graduate consults his addition tables, writes some calculations down, graphs his results, and says, “3. But we’ll ma...

The distribution was random.

Her mood goes up and down within one period.

A parabolem.

Full disclosure: I saw this in yik yak thought is share it here. :)

They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to setup a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job.'

So Satan and Jesus...

Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to setup a test that will run for two hours, and from those results, I will judge who does the better job.'

So Satan and Jesus...

Because I can never get the point.

Because they're made out of graphite

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Asshole.

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Third degree burns covers his legs torso arms and face. Luckily he had enough skin intact for skin grafts. The doctor worked tirelessly graphing him from top to bottom. They were almost finished when they got to his eyelids. The doctor was stuck trying to figure out what to do to graft this youn...

Because he auto graphed it.

A poly graph.

The bartender says to the bartender

“Welcome to my bar fellow bartender, what can I get you? Some bar food perhaps?”

To which the bartender replied

“I’ll have a steak bar the barbecue sauce.” Said the bartender

The bartender, a little offended that the bartender barred t...

“Welcome to my bar fellow bartender, what can I get you? Some bar food perhaps?”

To which the bartender replied

“I’ll have a steak bar the barbecue sauce.” Said the bartender

The bartender, a little offended that the bartender barred t...

After looking at the syllabus for their next lesson on graphing, Jimmy approached his teacher with a stern look on his face and said, “I’ll do algebra, I’ll do trig, I’ll even do statistics, but graphing is where I draw the line!”

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... to see who is the better Excel user. God is the judge.

Satan is killing it. He has pivot tables, graphs, macros. Jesus is doing ok - he has a few columns of data, some basic graphs and some formulae.

The time is nearing the 2hour time limit and suddenly the power goes off. Satan is...

Satan is killing it. He has pivot tables, graphs, macros. Jesus is doing ok - he has a few columns of data, some basic graphs and some formulae.

The time is nearing the 2hour time limit and suddenly the power goes off. Satan is...

His wife and kids do everything to try and convince him that he’s not dead. They take him to a doctor and for months every day the doctor shows him charts, studies, graphs, and statistics showing that dead men do not bleed, and finally the man is completely certain that dead men do not bleed.

**... **

but graphing is where I draw the line!

They cover the walls in graph-iti.

He must be pretty well-respected there, people are always asking for his auto graph.

The first one says: "The average person is, mathematically, an idiot. People don't know algebra, can't figure out percents, can't read a simple graph, and don't even get me started on calculus..."

The second professor disagrees, "Surely you're exaggerating. Most people know all the math they ...

The second professor disagrees, "Surely you're exaggerating. Most people know all the math they ...

A psychiatrist is evaluating three new mental patients. He turns to the first one and asks, "How much is 3 times 3?"

The mental patient thinks and thinks. He racks his brain. Finally, after several minutes, he answers, "128!"

The psychiatrist turns to the second mental patient and asks...

The mental patient thinks and thinks. He racks his brain. Finally, after several minutes, he answers, "128!"

The psychiatrist turns to the second mental patient and asks...

Three gentleman who excel in their respective fields are invited to compete in a competition. Competing are: a top Engineer, a shrewd Businessman, and an award-winning Mathematician. The judges, in turn ask each gentleman to fence in a herd of cattle using the shortest length of fence.

The e...

The e...

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Engineering pickup lines:

Hey babe, what's your factor of safety?

Can I use my sigma to find your tau max?

What frequency does it take to make your O-me-ga

How big does your period need to be to reduce our frequency

How about you and I go have a couple moment

**... **

Hey babe, what's your factor of safety?

Can I use my sigma to find your tau max?

What frequency does it take to make your O-me-ga

How big does your period need to be to reduce our frequency

How about you and I go have a couple moment

There was a biology student who was studying equilibrium in sea birds with a

specific focus on terns. He proposed that giving measured doses of THC (from,

of course, marijuana) and observing their flight patterns would give some

insight to the problems of equilibrium in three dimensional sp...

specific focus on terns. He proposed that giving measured doses of THC (from,

of course, marijuana) and observing their flight patterns would give some

insight to the problems of equilibrium in three dimensional sp...

IQ distribution graph

A pirate walks into a bar with a small computer and monitor on his crotch. The bartender picks him out immediately and notices graphs and statistical functions appearing on the screen as the pirate walks up to him. When he reaches the bar, the pirate asks

for some rum.

The bartender says,...

for some rum.

The bartender says,...

Real graphs have curves.

You couldn't tell an asymptote from a hole in the graph

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