If I get the UK variant of coronavirus will my cough sound different?
Like instead of COUGH COUGH UGHH is it more like AHEM ERM His Majesty David Beckham has come to take your spices and subjugate your people AHEM AHEM
The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona chemistry midterm, and an actual answer turned in by a student.
The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pl...
So you've probably heard
So you've probably heard the Brazilian variant of COVID is a bit more infectious than what we have here up north.
Don't worry, I hear things are going to clear up a lot down south when they get a Brazilian Vax.
A famous car designer...
A famous car designer was about to retire at the age of 64 due to health concerns. For all his life, he had strived for perfection in his craft of designing cars, specifically for Kia. In each of his 32 models, he was instrumental in some innovation or vastly improved function.
He called for ...
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Another joke thread...What's your best: I'm as/so angry ________ (or variant)
Here's mine: I'm more pissed off than a dragon trying to blow out birthday candles.
Variants for running.
Variants for running:-
1. Hot girl in front of you. 2. Creepy guy behind you.
(If 1 applies to you, you're probably 2)
The Pepper Farm
A man was driving through the countryside when he happened upon a sprawling farm, covered as far as the eye could see in brightly colored variants of peppers. Astounded at the vastness and variety, the man turned up the driveway and made his way to the pepper stand where stood an older woman, presum...
My girlfriend bought me Olympian brand Condoms...
Before she left, I asked if she could buy the Gold Medal variant, she came back with the Silver Medal, saying; "I don't want you coming first this time"