Watch out for that new "Peekaboo" variant the CDC has been warning about...

It's been sending everyone to the ICU.

It's only a matter of time before the Pi-variant of the Coronavirus is discovered now.

We'll have come full circle then.

Naming the COVID-19 variants, the WHO skipped the greek letter 'xi'.

They did that in order to not insult the leader of West Taiwan.

I’m especially worried about the π variant of COVID.

It’s been several millennia, and π is still unsolved.

It's the Covid variant after Omicron I'm really worried about...

it may go on forever

What is it called when a lot of Covid-19 variants mix with each other?

>!A college fraternity party.!<

How will you know if you die of the Delta variant of COVID?

On your way to heaven or wherever, you'll make a stop in Atlanta.

*Edit: Thanks for the upvotes and comments. Per feedback, it might be better as "On your way to heaven, you'll have a layover in Atlanta."*

The Delta Variant is burning through the South so quickly

They should call it the Sherman Variant

Scientists are working on a vaccine for the Indian variant...

They’re calling it the Pun Jab.

A vaccine has been released for the Indian coronavirus variant

It’s called the Punjab

Why God? Why?

One day a fellow was watching Fox News and learned about a new virus that was rapidly spreading and quickly killing those who got sick with it. The nightly news reports got worse and worse, this Covid-19 virus was spreading around the world and killing increasingly large numbers of people. But he wa...

If I get the UK variant of coronavirus will my cough sound different?

Like instead of COUGH COUGH UGHH is it more like AHEM ERM His Majesty David Beckham has come to take your spices and subjugate your people AHEM AHEM

How did the British variant of Covid spread?

Through British airways.

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Is Hell Exothermic or Endothermic?

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term:

"Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with a proof."

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools off when it...

COVID-19 plagues a rural country town in the States.

Lockdowns have been imposed, and the infection rate is rising fast. An overweight and diabetic anti-masker is standing on the steps of the church, going against lockdown procedures, when a bystander coming from the grocery store walks by. “Better return home man, the infection rate is rising fast!”<...

What type of Covid are cows most susceptible to?

The Mu variant.

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Another joke thread...What's your best: I'm as/so angry ________ (or variant)

Here's mine: I'm more pissed off than a dragon trying to blow out birthday candles.

Persons who received the COVID-19 vaccine are kindly requested to come to the nearest 5G cell tower...

...to download upgrade for the new COVID-19 variants.

A famous car designer...

A famous car designer was about to retire at the age of 64 due to health concerns. For all his life, he had strived for perfection in his craft of designing cars, specifically for Kia. In each of his 32 models, he was instrumental in some innovation or vastly improved function.

He called for ...

So you've probably heard

So you've probably heard the Brazilian variant of COVID is a bit more infectious than what we have here up north.

Don't worry, I hear things are going to clear up a lot down south when they get a Brazilian Vax.

Variants for running.

Variants for running:-

1. Hot girl in front of you.
2. Creepy guy behind you.

(If 1 applies to you, you're probably 2)

My girlfriend bought me Olympian brand Condoms...

Before she left, I asked if she could buy the Gold Medal variant, she came back with the Silver Medal, saying; "I don't want you coming first this time"

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