There is currently a tomato ketchup shortage in America

If they run out of mayonnaise too, does that make it a double-dip recession?

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My wife asked me to put tomato ketchup on the shopping list that I was writing out.



I can't read a fucking word now.

I used to bathe in tomato ketchup

In heinz-site, it wasn't the best idea

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Once a man, knocked on a door and an old lady opened the door. Without a word the man went in took a lot of cow dung from his bag and threw on the carpet. "You see , I have a wonder vaccum cleaner with me here, if this doesn't work I'll eat every piece of that dung" he said.

"Do you want tomato ketchup with it ? " The lady asked. "Cause you see, we still don't have electricity in this house"

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