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Tomato Ketchup Jokes

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My wife asked me to put tomato ketchup on the shopping list that I was writing out.



I can't read a fucking word now.

There is currently a tomato ketchup shortage in America

If they run out of mayonnaise too, does that make it a double-dip recession?

I used to bathe in tomato ketchup

In heinz-site, it wasn't the best idea

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