I relabeled all the jars in my wife's spice rack.

I'm not in trouble yet but the thyme is cumin...

What's the difference between coriander and cumin?

You can't coriander your pants.

What is a volcano's favorite spice?

Ground cumin

My wife asked me to spice things up

So I told my girlfriend to Cumin.

What did the spice jar say as he emptied into the dish?

Oh my god, I'm cumin!!!

Did you hear about the hostage situation at the spice factory?

They used a cumin shield.

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My girlfriend told me I need to spice things up in the bedroom...

So I told her I would cumin her pussy.

(That joke only works sometimes because it's seasonal)

How did me and my sugar make our little rosemary?

When things got spicy, it ended with my cumin cider.

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