My roommate dissed my cooking and walked out of the kitchen.

So I threw a spice jar at the back of his head.
He never saw that cumin.

A wizard turned my cat into a pile of Indian spice!

Oh lawd, he cumin!

I switched all the labels in my wife's spice cabinet.



She hasn't noticed yet. But I'm sure the thyme is cumin.

I swapped all the labels around on my wife's spice rack.

She hasn't realized it yet, but the thyme is cumin.

I’ve got too much thyme on my hands

My hours are only parsley filled. I have anise and a nephew that I babysit, they are gingers, while my hair is salt and pepper. I guess these puns are kinda vanilla, but they’re just going to keep cumin. What’s a superheroes favorite garnish? Capers! If I keep it up you might spray me with mace. A g...

I prepared a surprise dinner for my GF to teach her about different kind of spices

She doesn't know what's cumin

What's the difference between coriander and cumin?

You can't coriander your pants.

What did the turmeric say when there was a knock on the door during Christmas Dinner??

"Cumin! Tis' the season!"

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What did one spice say to the other spice during sex?

I’m cumin.

What's the worst way to introduce yourself to a seasoning?

Cumin side her.

What is a volcano's favorite spice?

Ground cumin

Did you know that Rob Zombie is actually a cannibal and a terrible cook?

I went to a dinner party at his house. The main course was more cumin than human.

My wife asked me to spice things up

So I told my girlfriend to Cumin.

What did the spice jar say as he emptied into the dish?

Oh my god, I'm cumin!!!

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My girlfriend told me I need to spice things up in the bedroom...

So I told her I would cumin her pussy.

(That joke only works sometimes because it's seasonal)

Did you hear about the hostage situation at the spice factory?

They used a cumin shield.

How did me and my sugar make our little rosemary?

When things got spicy, it ended with my cumin cider.

There was a guy who wanted a vegetable garden

Being the artistic person that he is, he decided to grow different kinds of vegetables in a four concentric circles in his garden around a trimmed, flowery bush in the center of the garden. In the outermost circle, to ward off animals, he planted chili growing plants. In the next circle, he planted ...

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