Cumin Jokes - 23 Hilarious Cumin Jokes

I changed the tags of my mother’s herb jars. She hasn’t notice it yet..

But the thyme is cumin

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What's the difference between coriander and cumin?

You can't coriander your pants.

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There is one spice i will never understand why people use it in their food

I mean who wants to eat something with Cumin there?

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What did the turmeric say when there was a knock on the door during Christmas Dinner??

"Cumin! Tis' the season!"

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I switched the labels on all my wife's spices.

I'm not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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I prepared a surprise dinner for my GF to teach her about different kind of spices

She doesn't know what's cumin

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My friend ate so much exotic spice, he practically turned into another species.

He's a cumin being.

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Last week I was bored, so I decided to swap around the labels on my wifes spice rack. So far, she hasn't noticed.

Mark my words though, the thyme is cumin.

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I recently read an article about the history of spices used in curry...

It was a cumin interest story.

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NSFW What did one spice say to the other during intercourse?

I'M CUMIN!!

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The wife and I were trying to spice things up in the bedroom...

so now I cumin her every thyme.

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If you told me you have a great eye for spices...

...then I'd bet you saw this cumin from a mile away.

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dining at a Mexican restaurant one day, I saw the chef throw a spice bottle and hit one of the waiters in the head

"Ow! screamed the waiter, "I didn't see that cumin!"

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My roommate dissed my cooking and walked out of the kitchen.

So I threw a spice jar at the back of his head.
He never saw that cumin.

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I have been secretly messing with people's spice racks...

You might not know it, but your thyme is cumin.

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I swapped all the labels around on my wife's spice rack.

She hasn't realized it yet, but the thyme is cumin.

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A wizard turned my cat into a pile of Indian spice!

Oh lawd, he cumin!

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Sperm bank

The receptionist at the sperm bank was wondering why I'd brought my spice rack. I told her I was there to drop off the cumin jar.

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What's the worst way to introduce yourself to a seasoning?

Cumin side her.

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What did the spice jar say as he emptied into the dish?

Oh my god, I'm cumin!!!

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What's a condom's favorite spice?

Cumin

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I’ve got too much thyme on my hands

My hours are only parsley filled. I have anise and a nephew that I babysit, they are gingers, while my hair is salt and pepper. I guess these puns are kinda vanilla, but they’re just going to keep cumin. What’s a superheroes favorite garnish? Capers! If I keep it up you might spray me with mace. A g...

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Did you hear about the hostage situation at the spice factory?

They used a cumin shield.

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