Last week I was bored, so I decided to swap around the labels on my wifes spice rack. So far, she hasn't noticed.

Mark my words though, the thyme is cumin.

dining at a Mexican restaurant one day, I saw the chef throw a spice bottle and hit one of the waiters in the head

"Ow! screamed the waiter, "I didn't see that cumin!"

I have been secretly messing with people's spice racks...

You might not know it, but your thyme is cumin.

I switched all the labels in my wife's spice cabinet.



She hasn't noticed yet. But I'm sure the thyme is cumin.

My roommate dissed my cooking and walked out of the kitchen.

So I threw a spice jar at the back of his head.
He never saw that cumin.

My girlfriend and I like to make containers for our herbs and spices

She didn’t like my cumin herb box though.

What's the difference between coriander and cumin?

You can't coriander your pants.

I swapped all the labels around on my wife's spice rack.

She hasn't realized it yet, but the thyme is cumin.

A wizard turned my cat into a pile of Indian spice!

Oh lawd, he cumin!

I’ve got too much thyme on my hands

My hours are only parsley filled. I have anise and a nephew that I babysit, they are gingers, while my hair is salt and pepper. I guess these puns are kinda vanilla, but they’re just going to keep cumin. What’s a superheroes favorite garnish? Capers! If I keep it up you might spray me with mace. A g...

What did the turmeric say when there was a knock on the door during Christmas Dinner??

"Cumin! Tis' the season!"

I prepared a surprise dinner for my GF to teach her about different kind of spices

She doesn't know what's cumin

What's the worst way to introduce yourself to a seasoning?

Cumin side her.

What is a volcano's favorite spice?

Ground cumin

Did you know that Rob Zombie is actually a cannibal and a terrible cook?

I went to a dinner party at his house. The main course was more cumin than human.

My wife asked me to spice things up

So I told my girlfriend to Cumin.

What did the spice jar say as he emptied into the dish?

Oh my god, I'm cumin!!!

Did you hear about the hostage situation at the spice factory?

They used a cumin shield.

How did me and my sugar make our little rosemary?

When things got spicy, it ended with my cumin cider.

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