I changed the tags of my mother’s herb jars. She hasn’t notice it yet..

But the thyme is cumin

Last week I was bored, so I decided to swap around the labels on my wifes spice rack. So far, she hasn't noticed.

Mark my words though, the thyme is cumin.

If you told me you have a great eye for spices...

...then I'd bet you saw this cumin from a mile away.

Sperm bank

The receptionist at the sperm bank was wondering why I'd brought my spice rack. I told her I was there to drop off the cumin jar.

dining at a Mexican restaurant one day, I saw the chef throw a spice bottle and hit one of the waiters in the head

"Ow! screamed the waiter, "I didn't see that cumin!"

What's the difference between coriander and cumin?

You can't coriander your pants.

I have been secretly messing with people's spice racks...

You might not know it, but your thyme is cumin.

I switched the labels on all my wife's spices.

I'm not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.

My roommate dissed my cooking and walked out of the kitchen.

So I threw a spice jar at the back of his head.
He never saw that cumin.

I know my brother has been messing with my spices...

He thinks I didn't notice since I'm blind,

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But I know it, my thyme is cumin, I can feel it.

I swapped all the labels around on my wife's spice rack.

She hasn't realized it yet, but the thyme is cumin.

I’ve got too much thyme on my hands

My hours are only parsley filled. I have anise and a nephew that I babysit, they are gingers, while my hair is salt and pepper. I guess these puns are kinda vanilla, but they’re just going to keep cumin. What’s a superheroes favorite garnish? Capers! If I keep it up you might spray me with mace. A g...

A wizard turned my cat into a pile of Indian spice!

Oh lawd, he cumin!

What did the turmeric say when there was a knock on the door during Christmas Dinner??

"Cumin! Tis' the season!"

I prepared a surprise dinner for my GF to teach her about different kind of spices

She doesn't know what's cumin

What's the worst way to introduce yourself to a seasoning?

Cumin side her.

What is a volcano's favorite spice?

Ground cumin

My wife asked me to spice things up

So I told my girlfriend to Cumin.

What did the spice jar say as he emptied into the dish?

Oh my god, I'm cumin!!!

Did you hear about the hostage situation at the spice factory?

They used a cumin shield.

How did me and my sugar make our little rosemary?

When things got spicy, it ended with my cumin cider.

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