The 23+ Best Cumin Jokes

I changed the tags of my mother’s herb jars. She hasn’t notice it yet..

But the thyme is cumin

What's the difference between coriander and cumin?

You can't coriander your pants.

I recently read an article about the history of spices used in curry...

It was a cumin interest story.

What did the Spice Girl say when she messed up on her dance moves?

"Hey, I'm only Cumin!"

(I know! It great! Thought of that last night while making dinner!)

There is one spice i will never understand why people use it in their food

I mean who wants to eat something with Cumin there?

I switched all the labels on my wife’s spice rack....

I’m not in trouble yet but the thyme is cumin.

Last week I was bored, so I decided to swap around the labels on my wifes spice rack. So far, she hasn't noticed.

Mark my words though, the thyme is cumin.

My friend ate so much exotic spice, he practically turned into another species.

He's a cumin being.

The wife and I were trying to spice things up in the bedroom...

so now I cumin her every thyme.

If you told me you have a great eye for spices...

...then I'd bet you saw this cumin from a mile away.

NSFW What did one spice say to the other during intercourse?

I'M CUMIN!!

What did the turmeric say when there was a knock on the door during Christmas Dinner??

"Cumin! Tis' the season!"

My roommate dissed my cooking and walked out of the kitchen.

So I threw a spice jar at the back of his head.
He never saw that cumin.

I’ve got too much thyme on my hands

My hours are only parsley filled. I have anise and a nephew that I babysit, they are gingers, while my hair is salt and pepper. I guess these puns are kinda vanilla, but they’re just going to keep cumin. What’s a superheroes favorite garnish? Capers! If I keep it up you might spray me with mace. A g...

dining at a Mexican restaurant one day, I saw the chef throw a spice bottle and hit one of the waiters in the head

"Ow! screamed the waiter, "I didn't see that cumin!"

I swapped all the labels around on my wife's spice rack.

She hasn't realized it yet, but the thyme is cumin.

I have been secretly messing with people's spice racks...

You might not know it, but your thyme is cumin.

I prepared a surprise dinner for my GF to teach her about different kind of spices

She doesn't know what's cumin

What did the spice jar say as he emptied into the dish?

Oh my god, I'm cumin!!!

What's a condom's favorite spice?

Cumin

A wizard turned my cat into a pile of Indian spice!

Oh lawd, he cumin!

What's the worst way to introduce yourself to a seasoning?

Cumin side her.

Did you hear about the hostage situation at the spice factory?

They used a cumin shield.

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