My friend Will joined a spice-of-the-month club but got the same spice each month since January

I'm like, "Will, the year starts cumin and it don't stop cumin."

I changed the tags of my mother’s herb jars. She hasn’t notice it yet..

But the thyme is cumin

What did Herb say when Rosemary knocked at the door?

Cumin

I switched all the labels on my wife’s spice rack....

I’m not in trouble yet but the thyme is cumin.

I recently read an article about the history of spices used in curry...

It was a cumin interest story.

NSFW What did one spice say to the other during intercourse?

I'M CUMIN!!

What's the difference between coriander and cumin?

You can't coriander your pants.

My girlfriend said she would leave me because I argue with her about spices

She hasn't left yet, still I think the thyme is cumin

Last week I was bored, so I decided to swap around the labels on my wifes spice rack. So far, she hasn't noticed.

Mark my words though, the thyme is cumin.

If you told me you have a great eye for spices...

...then I'd bet you saw this cumin from a mile away.

dining at a Mexican restaurant one day, I saw the chef throw a spice bottle and hit one of the waiters in the head

"Ow! screamed the waiter, "I didn't see that cumin!"

My roommate dissed my cooking and walked out of the kitchen.

So I threw a spice jar at the back of his head.
He never saw that cumin.

I have been secretly messing with people's spice racks...

You might not know it, but your thyme is cumin.

Sperm bank

The receptionist at the sperm bank was wondering why I'd brought my spice rack. I told her I was there to drop off the cumin jar.

I swapped all the labels around on my wife's spice rack.

She hasn't realized it yet, but the thyme is cumin.

What did the turmeric say when there was a knock on the door during Christmas Dinner??

"Cumin! Tis' the season!"

I’ve got too much thyme on my hands

My hours are only parsley filled. I have anise and a nephew that I babysit, they are gingers, while my hair is salt and pepper. I guess these puns are kinda vanilla, but they’re just going to keep cumin. What’s a superheroes favorite garnish? Capers! If I keep it up you might spray me with mace. A g...

A wizard turned my cat into a pile of Indian spice!

Oh lawd, he cumin!

I prepared a surprise dinner for my GF to teach her about different kind of spices

She doesn't know what's cumin

What's the worst way to introduce yourself to a seasoning?

Cumin side her.

What is a volcano's favorite spice?

Ground cumin

What did the spice jar say as he emptied into the dish?

Oh my god, I'm cumin!!!

Did you hear about the hostage situation at the spice factory?

They used a cumin shield.

There was a guy who wanted a vegetable garden

Being the artistic person that he is, he decided to grow different kinds of vegetables in a four concentric circles in his garden around a trimmed, flowery bush in the center of the garden. In the outermost circle, to ward off animals, he planted chili growing plants. In the next circle, he planted ...

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